>summon the courage to buy an autographed copy of an anthology work from my favorite h-mangaka off eBay in high school
>it never shows up, just eat the loss cuz I’m too chicken shit to complain
>that thanksgiving mom whips it out in front of all her siblings and says, “look, anon bought his first dirty magazine!”
>everyone laughs and my uncle casually comments about how Vampirella was the only thing he jerked off to at my age
>She gives me the manga and tells me to have fun
Fucking French Canadians, man.
