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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:43:42 No.13970491 View View Reply Original Report

Which of the big 3 wrestling autists would you wanna hang out with the most and the least?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:45:46 No.13970513 Report

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>>13970491
Tony seems like the easiest to get a long with cause he doesn’t come off as egoic

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:46:34 No.13970518 Report

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>>13970491
Dave meltzer is too much of a smart ass old ass nerd
Cornette is too negative and foul-mouthed
Tony actually kinda seems like a cool friend to have, so i’d say him

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:48:58 No.13970540 Report

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>>13970491
>Jim
He'd probably be fun to eat a burger with. He has that charismatic boomer storyteller thing going for him. He probably wouldn't even care that I'm an AEWtist because I know his schtick is a work
>Dave
Only if he bought spaghetto. He seems like the flavor of autistic is impossible to have a real conversation with
>Tony
He has the exact same taste in wrestling as me and I'd like to quiz him on some things regarding the NFL. I'd probably pick him.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:49:43 No.13970549 Report

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>>13970518
>Tony actually kinda seems like a cool friend to have

kek

KEK

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:50:45 No.13970560 Report

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>>13970491
TK throws awesome parties and the other two are boomer nerds

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:50:48 No.13970562 Report

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>>13970491
1. Cornette is the least socially awkward and knows how to tell good stories and jokes.
2. Tony is like that entertaingingly autistic nerdy friend who ends up being really good at video games and trivia.
3. Dave would be the least fun, a bit like Tony but doesn't have funny sperg outs

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:51:39 No.13970571 Report

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Tony because he’d probably give me money

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:56:04 No.13970607 Report

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>>13970571
In Mox's book he told a story about Cody and Tony coming to visit him for the first time and their uber driver recognizing them. Tony paid him $200 to keep it quiet lol

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:56:29 No.13970612 Report

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>>13970491
tony's rich so maybe he'll take to some rich people thing
dave hits the gym so maybe he could be a gym bro
jim might try to get me to fuck his wife

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:57:04 No.13970620 Report

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>>13970491
Tony seems the most normal, also he'd let me have some of his cocaine

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:58:20 No.13970630 Report

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>>13970491
Jim and it's not even close. Even if you don't like him, he's the more bearable because of the stories he would tell.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 15:59:45 No.13970645 Report

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Majority here are saying Tony?
i mean
i agree, but that’s surprising to see

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 16:01:36 No.13970659 Report

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>>13970491
Tony and Dave. Cornette seems like a miserable asshole. Tony's a nice autist and Dave is kino in his own way.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 16:02:48 No.13970668 Report

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>>13970491
Jim is a insufferable liberal faggot. I doubt we would get along since he gets worked into a shoot by politics

Dave looks like he never goes out

Tony obviously, billionaire with a taste for the white powder? way cooler than the two other dorks.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 16:15:26 No.13970773 Report

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I would love to talk to Cornette about anything before the 90s. He's 100% right about modern wrestling, but it's so obvious and there's no way to fix it so what's the point? Does it really matter if I can convince him that Will Osprey is a D+ instead of an F? But he his a living history book and as an actual fan of wrestling and not a cartwheel fan I think I could learn a lot from him. Maybe get copies of some of his really old stuff.
Dave I think I would just end up berating, and he'd be too dumb to feel bad.
Tony, I would also want to berate, but I also want his money so I'd probably kiss his ass and feel bad afterwards. Lets face it, I don't love my job, and the pay is just OK, but no matter the wages I'd be miserable being a yes man to his shit.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 16:16:16 No.13970778 Report

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>>13970491
Tony, easily

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 16:17:24 No.13970789 Report

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>>13970491
Tony easily
Dave would be dull as fuck and Corny would be actively irritating

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 16:28:58 No.13970879 Report

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>>13970513
>Tony seems like the easiest to get a long with cause he doesn’t come off as egoic

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:01:57 No.13971687 Report

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Tony because I'd get to live the rich life for a day and he'd throw money at me and show off his rich yacht and shit just for my approval.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:15:45 No.13971807 Report

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>>13970491
Most is Meltzer, don't agree with all his opinions but he's a fountain of knowledge
Least is Cornette, we're not compatible

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:18:23 No.13971835 Report

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>>13970491
I'd do coke with Tony. Cornette seems insufferable.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:19:02 No.13971837 Report

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>>13970491
Tony because at least I could use his private jet and go to some coke parties. The other two seem miserable.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:24:47 No.13971870 Report

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>>13970491
I wanna pick Meltzer for the memes but I know I couldn't stand his umm uhh routine after 2 minutes.
So either Cornette or Tony unfortunately

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:32:05 No.13971923 Report

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Cornette wouldn't let you get a word in and would just talk and talk and talk
Meltzer wouldn't say a word
Yeah Tony would be spergy and awkward but is a happy medium

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:34:35 No.13971949 Report

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Tony so I can fleece him
Dave because he's seems like an annoying retard.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:40:22 No.13972005 Report

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>>13970491
Tony for sure. He seems like the type of guy you just hand you was of cash for spending time with him. Meltzer is funny to listen to but actually interacting with him seems like it would drive one to violence. Cornette is the same but at least he has some personality and charisma.
1. Tony
2. Cornette
3. Meltzer

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:47:47 No.13972077 Report

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>>13970491
Tony 100%
The guy is a retard millionaire desperated for friends and be validated.
I will speak all the night about how smart is all his book in aew while ask for the most expensive deluxe whores and cocaine.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:50:01 No.13972088 Report

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>>13970607
Based Uber driver working the money mark

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:56:29 No.13972146 Report

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>>13970562
This is the correct answer. Just listen to Meltzer fight with Bryan over mundane shit, I don't know how Bryan deals with Meltzer's autism.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 18:57:14 No.13972152 Report

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>>13970491
Jim and tony have actually been in the business. Dave has as much credibility as any of us. Likely less.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:03:48 No.13972216 Report

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>>13970491
Meltzer is the easy answer, plus his face warts are probably contagious.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:21:41 No.13972382 Report

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>>13970491
Of the three, whom would you fuck, marry, kill?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:23:42 No.13972402 Report

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Corny because I can use hard R and he wouldn't care.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:24:00 No.13972405 Report

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>>13972382
the bigger question is if Vince has dildos in his collection named after them and which is his favorite

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:24:14 No.13972406 Report

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>>13972382
marry cornette because because he's a cuckold anyway, kill dave and then fuck tony because it has to be someone i guess

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:29:22 No.13972456 Report

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>>13972382
Marry Tony for the money, and then by default fucking Dave because I ain't fucking Cornette

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:31:48 No.13972477 Report

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Whats interesting is that these three represent the three different categories of autists you find:
>Cornette - The one with a hyperfixation and autistic obsession who collects all the memoribilia and knows all the trivia but constantly spergs out over it especially if it changes from his childhood
>Dave - The quiet autist who just mumbles and doesn't speak, would rather spend a night in his room alone with his fixation
>Tony - The outgoing spergy autist, you know the one, the one thats really outgoing despite being autistic but he gets made fun of a lot because of how loud and brash he is and isn't that socially aware, seems to have no concept of embarrassment or taking the hint

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:33:26 No.13972492 Report

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>>13972382
Fuck Dave because he's pleased a lot of Joshis so he probably knows his way around in bed plus he's pretty muscular
Marry Tony for the Money
Kill Cornette as he's the only one left

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:34:47 No.13972503 Report

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>>13970491
>would you rather hang out with a rich cokehead who flies all over the world for tv and football or two miserable old shut ins who don't have any interests outside of wrestling

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2024 19:37:19 No.13972529 Report

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>>13972405
The BBC - the big blacked Cornette

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