>>14010448I dont understand why Toni is so afraid of Sports Entertainment. Time after time, Sports Entertainment > le super cereal Pro Wrestling. Every Pro Wrestling company went under or is coasting on the levels of irrelevancy you wouldn't want to be in.
Just let him be himself and do goofy shit, let him be some Supernatural being. You know, something thats fucking larger than life. Have him beat wrestlers with curses. That why you can write stories and have heel wrestlers enforce a special stipulation where no curses are allowed.
Just run with it, Danhausen obviously loves the gimmick and tries his best to make it work; let him do it. he is a confirmed merch seller, who the fucking fuck cares if its not le super cereal wrestling and makes le super cereal vanila midget #49123 look kess super cereal. Noo, this would ruin the illusion of this being a super cereal company. Instead, have 3 of the vanila midgets run the ropes and do jumping jacks over each other! Thats much more believable in an actual fight... yeah!!!
Fuck, man. I know I typed a lot, but Im not even a Danhausen fan. I think the guy is allright, but not on my favs. But its just another one of Toni's toys he failed to capitalize on.
