If I was a multibillionaire I would start up an experimental wrestling fed, heavily inspired by retro art house films. Think Lucha Underground, but for even more pretentious fags.
Every wrestler would have a le deep abstract gimmick, and I would hire a team full of daddy's boy art school kids to come up with each gimmick and a decent lore behind it.
Most of the feuds would be based around said gimmicks.
None of our events would take place live, as every match would be cinematic and take place at a movie set that still retains some kind of semblance to pro wrestling.
I came up with this idea as I was shitting on the toilet.