>new addition…loves dick
>bad skin
>bad teeth
>tragic hairline that he’s covering up with awful haircut that is for people 1/2 his age
>looks 41 at 31
>can’t read
>can’t write
>promos are awful, sounds like someone put a gallon of extra saliva in his mouth
>never drew a dime in the states
>girlfriend still loves dead, weak husband
>will takes care of their child
>she’s an ugly flatso with bad tattoos
>one of the most sensitive, dramatic guys out there, probably because of insecurity and British genetics
>40% chance he offs himself like the girlfriend’s true love
