>>14371520>So why does >muh flips and gymnastics = a good fight and many stars?Because Meltzer and the retarded marks that worship him are autistic subhumans who don't even understand the point of pro wrestling and only see wrestlers as circus acrobats performing MOVEZ. The actual point of pro wrestling, that it's a form of theater for the masses where the characters are modern day gladiators driven by base human instincts and desires who seek to assert dominance over each other via a combat sport, is completely lost on them. Hogan and Andre tell a white hot story of broken friendship that culminates in a white hot match? Minus 5 stars. Danielson and Ospreay have a totally forgettable exhibition match with no drama and no stakes where they spam MOVEZ and nobody will remember it a week from now because it's just a generic blur of contrived acrobatics happening for no real rhyme or reason, indistinguishable from the million other forgotten "bangers" before it? 8 stars out of 5!
