>>14387754>Eats hot dog"Stone, what is this!?"
"It's a hot dog, Von."
>Eats hot dog"Wait, dog? I don't eat dogs!"
>Grabs the hot dog man by the collar"You feed me dogs? Well, after I'm done with you, you'll be dog food!"
"No, no, no, Von, there's no dog in a hot dog. It's just a name. They're usually beef. Sometimes they're chicken or pork, but look, look, Von. It says right here on the umbrella '100% beef'."
"First this guy wants me to eat dogs, now he's using beef umbrellas!? What's this sicko's problem!?!?"
>Von prepares to give the hot dog vendor a military press"No, no, Von, the hot dogs are 100% beef. The umbrella is made out of uh, plastic or cloth."
>Von sets down the vendor"O-Oh. Looks like you're coming with me hot dog man. I need more hot dogs, but if you put any dogs in them, I'll make you wish you were a hot dog!"
