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TONIGHT from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada>Kenny Omega RETURNS! >Samoa Joe vs Isiah Kassidy >"The Machine" Brian Cage vs Claudio Castagnoli >We learn who will challenge Swerve Strickland at Double or Nothing >Mariah May vs Serena Deeb >We hear from Orange Cassidy >"The Learning Tree" Chris Jericho(c) vs Katsuyori Shibata for the FTW Championship >"Rated R Superstar" Adam Copelade(c) vs One Member of The House of Black for the TNT Championship >Jay White vs Dante Martin
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>>14493950 and there it is
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fuck yeah claud
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who is takeshita facing on rampage?
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That Landon kid is a legit prospect
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>>14493891 When is Osmegma?
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KENNY AND MARIAH
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When was Deeb's last Dynamite Match before this?
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>>14493891 It was over for that Jets squad when they traded Laine
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>>14493994 2022. Think it was around Grand Slam, maybe a couple weeks after.
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Based Rocky. Kill Bushi.
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rocky vs mox for the iwgp belt
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rocky romero getting that double paycheck
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THE GREAT CITY OF WINNIPEG
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>>14494016 is money all you e-steins can think about?
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Kenny is the MAAINNNNNNN EBENT
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i like toni but this is a smoke break for me
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Good lord how old is this bitch? Talk about old and haggard...
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based flag bearer Deebmeister
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Sisterhood of the Traveling Ring Gear
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Grandma Toni is so lovely, she would swallow every drop of jizz then make you tea while we watch the daytimes
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>Squish stuck in that position
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>having to act like you're stuck
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>>14494033 people that don't have any money think about it constantly (and we know piggiEs don't have any)
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this professor bitch is like the female version of Orange Cassidy with her joke bullshit wrestling
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Is deeb a heeb?
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Schiavone sucks so bad. when excalibur asked him to help Tony should have said “ask Nigel McGuiness” since Nigel gushes over her every week on Collision. why does Schiavone have the memory of a goldfish
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I want to eat deeb’s droopy beef curtains
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Mariah Moaning... is the only thing saving his show
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THIS IS FUCKING KINO
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It's gonna be a quick af Kenny segment
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>Mariah in that position
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>>14494098 You mean SANADA
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is her name being DEEB a rib ?
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Man looking at Serena makes me have a bit of an existensial crisis. The hot girl I hooked up with after meeting her insupervised int he Chuck E. Cheese ballpit will one day age as well. Im just willing to toss her aside either so I have to learn accept the onslaught of time no matter what. I guess I lived thorugh it before when the gitl I used to babysit moved away but still
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Here cooms the finish
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>>14494149 YOU SICK FUCK
YOU SICK FUCK
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>>14494130 It’s gonna bleed into hour 3, pretty much.
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>>14494149 Babysitter bro, you are becoming more unhinged with every post.
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>>14494090 piggiEs think our dynamite threads are their personal slop troughs, they really stink up the joint
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>>14493891 What did Jay White do to Tony to receive this continued punishment?
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Bros Kenny isn’t gonna get hurt right?
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>Chuck Taylor retired before I could ever do the Chuck Taylor chant live.
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>>14494169 You cant say Im disloyal though can you?
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Finally did a good hip attack
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>>14494176 Jay should just go back to Japan at this point. He's booked like shit and on top of it his style of being a weakass heel who gets beat up most of the time doesn't work to make him a credible threat.
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>no Anna Jay on Dynamite
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>>14494181 The Elite are stomping Kenny out tonight, kino incoming
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Gonna be honest I don't give a fuck about women's matches unless Shida or Mina are wrestling
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Anyone else notice they aren't cutting to Toni in black and white tonight?
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Serena is too old and too vegan to keep doing this shit
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Mariah is too tall for a woman.
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Someone's makeup just left a nasty splat on the mat.
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>>14494199 Shida is the most boring wrestler ever. At least the other one has big tittays.
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>>14494217 I will follow this man until the ends of the Earth and into space despite that
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MJF-Cody call back
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Yuka was supposed to face Deeb here
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Jesus that was awful
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>Toni throwing in the towel not only to protect Mariah, but get revenge with an easy win for her in a title match
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>>14494199 based bug chaser
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>actually mentioning 7 star rating
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based Kenny, it has been too long.
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Force Kenny to be a Lead-In into Rampage for a Ratings Pop
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>>14494217 GET THAT CHIP, PAL
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Kyle better win ffs
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fuck this rossy slanderer
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KEEEEEEENNIIIIIIIIIIII
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KENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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For me it's Princess Kenny
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Ok Kenny is a big god damn mother fucking deal no matter what and I cant wait to see whats up for him next
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>>14494240 e-steins and corny paypigs gonna be fucking seething lmao
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KEEEEEEEENNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>the meme introduction again
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Insta beatdown incoming.
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Olivere is going to have his guts explode
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I HEAR THE DING-DONGS CRY
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>Beard
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I HEAR THE RATINGS CRY! MELTZER NO LONGER BETWEEN MY THIGHS, I CAN"T TAKE A SHIT. ARE YOUR READY TO COPE!
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miss me niggas?
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Where's his shit bag?
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I hope Kenny will still be able to go at the level he used to
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The 7 star machine
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>>14494255 Trips are off Kumquat
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BRO NOW THIS IS THE GUY BRO
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>>14494268 That's his wrestling suit
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>>14494260 >he said with no hint of irony and a gay frog Anonymous
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KENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNI
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KENNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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I MISSED THIS NIGGA SO MUCH
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Using Kenny to pol the Rampage rating.
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YOU JUST GOTTA!
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>>14494255 PRINCESSU
KENNII!!!!
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>kenny back
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kenny gonna supercharge the rampage rating. smart
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KINO
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KENNY HAS AIDS
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>kenny almost died
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>Rampage starts with colostomy bag talk
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cheating death, Omega the GOAT
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>we need to cut out that dragon dildo
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Retirement speech?
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Sorry Kenny but I have to watch Chucky now.
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>WHAT'S THAT?
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FIRST TIME COLOSTOMY BAG EVER MENTIONED IN A WRESTLING PROMO
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THAT WOULD BE A DIMES GIMMICK IMAGINE YOU COULD MIST YOUR OPPONENT WITH DIARRHEA
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Kenny Retiring.
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Get CJ Perry's finger out of his ass!
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Codeine addiction causes diverticulitis
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Not two in one night
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PUNCH GUT INCOMING
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Doctors - We need to remove all of Meltzer, I-Douchie and Tony's cum out of you.
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HAHAHAHAH AEW TRANNIES ARE GOING TO LOSE ANOTHER BIG ONE DIE AEW DIE KENNU
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Did he say he had Swole disease?
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>any blunt force trauma could kill you
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joined late, who retired earlier tonight?
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Diverticulitis from cum in bum
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So did he get the fucking surgery or not?
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>We are gonna dicksuck Asspray and Danielsan
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>>14494342 No. Swole has Crohn, Omega Diverticulitis.
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>>14494345 Kenny willing to shit the ring for wrestling
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holy shit Kenny is the best promo in the company
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Kenny got better on the mic brother
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>>14494315 >>14494316 Based person in the crowd asking that.
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This is possibly the best promo Kenny has ever cut.
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>killing yourself for 500k smarks
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SHIT BAG SHIT BAG SHIT BAG
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Kenny got them shakes brother
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>piggalos finna get swerved
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Based. Fuck you, dronies.
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may 2024 i am forgotten
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>>14494369 Is she pregnant?
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This is the worst promo I ever heard
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>>14494368 He's been making money living his dreams. Can you say the same?
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poop bag omega BANG
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Kenny big mad the Cucks
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>>14494383 That's because you're retarded, son.
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I don't want to hear anyone say Kenny is bad on the mic ever again
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even before his shitgut exploded he hadn't had a good match in five years
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Okay that was good
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>>14494367 Yeah I can't think of any others of his that come close
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could someone really wrestle with a colostomy bag on?
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General Manager Kenny gimmick
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Kenny has been getting fucked in ass and taking huge bumps and now has to poop in a bag.
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BEAT THE POOPBAG OUT OF HIM OKADA!
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Corporate Kenny
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>>14494403 that would be based as fuck
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Kenny gonna be GM or what
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Okada vs Omeg III at DoN?
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Kenny looks fucking horrible get the surgery nigga
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KAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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The Best BOTCH MACHINE
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>>14494411 PUT IT ON A SHIRT!
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>weak pop for Okada confronting Kenny
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>>14494395 I remember this and Wrestling with the Week playing all the time on Dark.
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kek shit talking in nipponese
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>>14494411 kek it do be like that
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the four people chanting holy shit love this
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>>14494382 Idk about her but i am
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running kenny vs okada as a sports entertainment feud is actually based and hilarious
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call Gaytch he’s crying
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Okada with the perfect English
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>Okada speaking
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>yfw Kenny dies in the ring from blunt trauma
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kek, based Okada's engrishu
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Okada-san is getting better at English!
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fuck he throws some fast fists
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Okay so the promo was a work
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OKody is awful on the mic
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these niggas trying to assassinate Kenny, finna explode his guts. Call the damn mounties!
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RATE DYNAMITE
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KENNY IS DYING
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KENNY NOOOOOOO
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SAVE ME IBUSHI
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Did Kenny already get surgery and is fine right now or am I getting fucking worked?
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pajEdrones in SHAMBLES>pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES >pajEdrones in SHAMBLES
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>unprotected chair shot to head
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KENNY IMMEDIATELY GONNA SHIT HIS PANTS!
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OMEGA OKADA V AT WEMBLY
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RIHO, SAVE KENNIIIIII
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I can't believe Kenny Omega is fucking dead.
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Bros I am sports entertained
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Harpo just shit his Pants
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FUCK YOU KENNI, I LOVE YOU BUT I LOVE THE SCAPEGOATSTER MORE
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KENNY NO, THINK ABOUT YOUR ANUS
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Visual kino
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bro just tore open his intestines
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>No poop bag
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Kenny has 0 friends I guess, hell no babyface is even sympathetic that a guy could die here.
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>Kenny shit himself in the ring in the lukewarm spring of 24
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where’s Hanger??
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Scapegoat Black Perry is based
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hHOLY SHIT SCAPEGOAT GONNA KILL KENNY
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HOLY FUCKING KINO
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kek crowd is getting legit worked and mad, some fans probably going to charge in
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So it's a rick flair gimmick?
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>>14494483 its an invisible poopbag like the ones they have in metal gear solid
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Why does Dax run like that?
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wtf an aew angle with heat...... tony truly is gone
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>this kills the sloppy shop
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Best storyline in the wrestling business right now
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its funny how wwe is more like aew and aew is more like wwe now wtf happened kek. btw aew is better
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Elite 4-4-4-4 lyfe
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somebody make a webm of Dax running KEK
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WHOSE SIDE ARE THEY ON??!!
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>>14494484 well I was wrong but they sure waited for him to be hit with literally everything.
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>>14494455 1/10
Mariah May's moaning during the Women's match was the only good thing.
Loses points for too much DoucheBucks and Jericho's match.
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>>14494497 Me when the shit drops
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>>14494510 kek I was thinking the exact same thing
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>putting FTR with Harpo
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*Sips Margheritas on a Caribbean Beach whilst his stable falls apart*
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Of all the people to come out FTR is the lamest
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The opening match of Rampage finna be entirely in PIP at this rate.
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These FTR faggots come down to ruin a kino segment.
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kenny gonna be out another year
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Fuck you, E-drone
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Why are four guys with a chair running from two guys with no weapons.
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>bringing out the stretcher
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>>14494525 Kenny might actually get over with Corny if he's kept away from the Bucks
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>>14494526 Yup, that's a fine
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>>14494525 Cornette likes Omega now unironically
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Whose side are they on?
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Kenny is about to give birth
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>>14494497 kek based big kazu
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I hope AEW starts doing more sports entertainment storylines and less random, heatless matches thrown together
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>>14494485 Unironically great shit, pal
Still need to chop down matches like Cope/Buddy but otherwise, very entertaining first 2 hours
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Cleaner just get some Z-Paks
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>>14494542 kek, Kenny did more damage in a work than Punk did in an actual attempted shoot
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so far its 4 on 3
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>Angle could've had Takeshita and Okada teaming up >Instead its that dimeless freak Jack perry
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a facehuggers gonna explode from his gut and be his tagteam partner
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>>14494510 Gaytch has been copying AEW’s style since he got the book. remember his guantlet of yummy surprise debuts?
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If they come back out and attack him on the stretcher...
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lmao this shit is off the rails, ambush at the ambulance
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kenny omega has died
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>>14494558 Kenny had to miss a Street Fighter tournament for this
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Kenny is going to die for 750k people
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>daddy magic welcome to the desk
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>>14494579 >take the sirens off the ambulance so now they have to follow the road rules Anonymous
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>>14494542 kek it was the first punch kenny threw, you can tell cuz he immediately pulled back on the second punch and completely missed
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>>14494585 this is really what kenny is gonna die from
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>>14494542 This one's got punk
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>Jay, get the crowd back after the elite attempt to murder hometown hero Kenny Omega
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>>14494653 Christian in charge of Rampage tonight.
