Shawn
>Bald
>Bad breath
>low energy
Marty
>Full head of hair
>Still looks young
>Life of the party
>Had a one night stand with Willow

Shawn can't even bang his talents without getting Vince McMahomed while Marty is out there banging all the ring rats and female talent with no care in the world.

Marty in 2024 is what Shawn was in the 90's.