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>So after I broke my spine in 4 places slamming Andre so hard he died, I flew out to Japan so I could wrestle for the 400th time that year. I didn't even go to the doctor. When I landed in Japan, I had a match with a guy called Atonio Inoki. He's the guy who created wrestling, but he came to me for advice on it, and basically everything I told him is what he went with. I could take credit for creating wrestling if I wanted to I guess, but I'm too humble for that. Anyway, I murdered Antonio Inoki in the ring and brought him back to life by shedding a single tear on his face. Everyone was congratulating me-- Right brother?-- and that's when Godzilla came up out of the sea and challenged me to a match.

>Wow, really?

>Yeah.