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Is Rey Fenix really injured again? fuck
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>>14607506 I fucking love them
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>>14607496 Dont think it's that bad
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>>14607506 I think if I fucked Mina I'd cum so hard my dick would fall off. would be worth though
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>>14607481 Tony could teach Scorsese a thing or two about storytelling.
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>>14607496 Nobody knows how serious his injury is, just that he wasn't able to get cleared to compete against Penta last week.
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>Yells in Spanish.
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Johnny should be in a tag team with Jay Lethal.
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it's HOOOOOOOOK
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>Hook
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>>14607514 He might need to what was the last good movie he made?
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based stacked dynamite
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>>14607552 sounded more like one of his dad's ECW promos
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i dont know him
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good crowd tonight they should use that shot more
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Cope drew the house
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>Ospreay vs Moriarty and Shane Taylor in back-to-back weeks
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Is Hook going to transition?
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>>14607506 Love Mai. Simp as
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THE RATED R SUPER TARD
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based type 1 diabetes chad
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This will be Adam's first five star match
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>leaf vs leaf
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>NOOOO MUH BLOOD SUGER
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>CANUCKS
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Cobb was Matanza Cueto, right? Got him, Cage, Killshot (Swerve), and Johnny with Taya all next week. Tony needs to book Penta and Fénix at the same time too.
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Woah, they're gonna "hook up" in this match? Another live sex celebration?
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>>14607614 Kool Kanuck Kyle O'Reilly
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Smiley Kylie O'Reilly
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Damn Kyle has some cauliflower ear
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both these guys need someone to carry them
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Nige absolutely roasting Copetty right now
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luv kyle, simple as
>>14607643 Nah, kyle’s solid. Him and cope just don’t have any chemistry.. Or all those ladder spots are finally catching up to the copester
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>do not take biktarvy if you take dofetilide or rifampin
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>>14607691 Crowd's definitely fired up for Kyle.
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Kyle kinda got a fat ass dumpy
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>>14607696 >may cause mild death and a rare but serious condition known as Total Scrotal Implosion Anonymous
Making the game + all dlc 100 dls is stupid. Just make it a new version and release it at 60 or 50 already.
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>>14607702 Kyle kinda a all around shlub
>>14607707 obv
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probably the worst rebound lariat ever
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>>14607713 that's not how video games work anymore
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>>14607728 Kyle is not big enough to be using a lariat
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>>14607728 kyle needs to remove the wacky line from his moveset
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>>14607737 Which number is that under the learning trees list of 1006 moves?
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Cage will turn and save Edge from HOB
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come on Adam just put the kid over
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>>14607746 Kyle should remove it only for mox to start using it
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>>14607759 Fight Forever need to add this move as well as the Invisible Grenade from Chucky Ts movelist
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worst running hug ever, Adam's thirst for legendary 20 minute bangers cannot be slaked
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this match is actually very good
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Cope in AEW has been fucking great
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>>14607787 cope using all his tricks
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When did Tony stop putting people over in their hometowns?
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>>14607789 Bryan Pac Christian Cope and Mox have been by far the best they have gotten from WWE by a long shot
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>>14607794 IDK but it happened to Daddy Magic last time they were in Canada. He got a Hogan pop when he came out and then jobbed out.
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>>14607802 don't forget the Stinger
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>Cope's latent heel tendencies starting to flare up
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>>14607802 Definitely, I wasn’t sure how Edge would fit here but it’s been pretty solid so far
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Lexi fighting her every instinct to drop to her knees and go to town on Claudio's little Swedish superman
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I fucking love how Claudio still HATES Kingston
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kek, Claudio did walkout during Bryans speech due to Eddie
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kek I love how claudio still hates eddie’s guts
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>Trent? still coming out to best friends' music
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>>14607841 He was posting here on Dynamite to fuck with us
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booo, shitty greg go home
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>Dalton's Boys really thought they were irreplaceable
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Man Dalton Castle is cool as fuck and the most flamboyant straight man of the modern era
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>>14607849 TK really is funny that he just added more boys
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>>14607496 Probably not anything serious, since Pac is being hounded by the bang bang gang. Probably after that awkward landing, didn't want him to wrestle the week after. For a HOG show.
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Dalton Castle needs to go to WWE.
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I would watch every week if Dalton was on
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based Daddy Magic commentary
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>>14607823 cope a deranged cute, gotta love him
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>>14607849 Johnny won them off of Dalton on ROH, and immediately let them get eaten by a bear
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>>14607866 kek, jokes aside I respect that Chuckie T called it a day without making a bug fuss of things, no laying the boots in the middle of the ring, no retirement speech, just wrestled his homie and that was that
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scapegoat needs to put on some fuckin muscle already
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he's a peacock, ya gotta let him fly
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>>14607890 Why? Adam Cole/Daniel Garcia/Cassidy don’t and they get plenty of tv time
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>>14607889 got to say shit on tv finally and went out with the parking lot brawl, pretty cool
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>>14607841 He is the best friend
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chuck had the only twitter worth following
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>>14607901 I miss when he was Miro's butler
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>>14607901 The Best Friends still should have had a tag title run and Chucky still needed to use the Invisible Grenade
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>>14607919 It's best Trent now!
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>>14607921 Trent is hilarious on twitter
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>>14607901 also wembley, that's a pretty nice watermark to have in a wrestling career
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>>14607919 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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>>14607923 I agree, best friends never being tag or even trios champs is lame.
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>>14607923 Favorite feud was them being pissed at Kenny for saying him and Nakazawa were best friends. Got to hear Tony Schiavone say Hentai Slide.
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Jesus Dalton is powerful
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this female commentator on strong is really annoying
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I still miss long hair Trent
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>>14607974 this is the rampage thread
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Deonna looks like she's about to eat some gabagool immediately after this promo
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Deonna out here looking like a denim sausage
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>>14607979 i'm watching both I just don't feel like posting in two threads. also obligatory
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>The mildly annoyed OC cosplayers
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>>14607988 Id eat her gababgool if ya know what I mean
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goddamn this wop bitch gets fatter every week
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Bros.. I don’t understand what’s going on with this whole orange, don, trent? thing…
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>>14607988 >Deonna looks like she's about to eat no way
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>dear god, please kill orange cassidy
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>>14607996 >Donald Trump debates Hillary Clinton (2016, colorized) Anonymous
>>14608005 Don trying to take advantage of the Best Friends Imploding. No way Orange turns heel, he is AEW's John Cena.
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>>14608014 It turns out you can in fact, make an entire gimmick about hating a popular guy.
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>>14608014 >listen Tyrone >but my name's Tr- >IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS Anonymous
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>Roosh's 374th video package attempt to get over in AEW
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YOU GET DA HERNS
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ROOSH seems like hes just waiting to be a big deal but theres like 5 different heel stables getting all the attention right now
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>3 hour Collision next week too
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>>14608005 Don wants the best, Trent is the Best Trent.
>>14608049 The natural decision is to make Los Ingos (but legally distinct until CMLL let them use it) tweeners and lean on the heat with Roosh having a "beat the shit out of Jack Perry" match.
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>>14608049 He should go after Scapegoat again
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>>14608049 Undisputed kingdom is garbage
HOB might fuck off
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>>14608026 Well he still has Osprey with him, whos been face since starting full-time. How long that lasts still to be determined though.
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>>14608049 my soul needs dom mysterio and rush to link up.
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>>14608043 i’m curious why he stayed considering he’s got his brother over there too
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holy shit I can't believe he body slammed him
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Who's this big fat drink of water?
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based cope fence and barbed wire promo
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>>14608089 >he doesn't know JD Drake he's one of AEW's staple jobbers
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>>14608049 I still don't understand why Tony hasn't done gang wars already, when he has like 5 stables that can go against each other.
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barbed wire steel cage kino
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Is Bryan Keith Gresham-size?
>>14608096 He's in the CopeCage.
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>barbed wire steel cage match
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>>14608052 Scheduling around NHL playoffs I assume?
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>>14608101 He had to pause the booking for a year to make sure everything was where it was when the Punk toy came back, please understand.
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barbed wire kino otw bros
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BARBED WIRE STEEL CAGE MOTHER FUCKERS SUCK MY DICK WWE
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>unhinged barb wire kino
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>>14608113 dom trained by rush would be so fucking based. you cant deny this.
rush cant wrestle either but he can.
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>Goes to a new company >Second order of business is to hook up with the spooky guys
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>Lady Frost
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>>14608135 You’re such a faggot holy shit.
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God I wanna be Lady Frost's personal toilet
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>>14608136 THAT'S BREWED COPE
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Dino Chorizo's got nothing on this spicy little ice cube.
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>>14608115 Third worse decision he has done, only below hiring Punk and not making and slowing Cole-MJF to a glaciar pace and not leaving that angle.
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>>14608115 >TNT title hot potato >Jurrasic Express title run out of nowhere then nonsensical break-up >Wardlows crowning moment leads to nothing at all >Swerve in our Glory medioce title reign >Darby jobs clean to Coles henchman >Hangman gets crowned then not allowed to have a story >Jade is undefeated a year and a half only to never improve even while training under Bryan >Womeme story where Saraya turns heel randomly because Britt was sad When I look back its kind of amazing how rough it was and how much Orange carried having the openning match every week
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>>14608171 Lady Frost is, ironically, insanely hot.
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>>14608183 >hot body ruined by ugly tatts Anonymous
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>Lady Frost getting chants over Deonna
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the steel cage match better not be escape
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>TONI :D >SQUISHY :D >WHORELY :D
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>>14608183 She looks good is visually memorable and her in ring is solid. Can she talk though?
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>>14608180 Swerve in our Glory was an unexpected bright spot, they had good chemistry in the ring and in their promos. JE breakup also went well. The rest sucked especially Hangman because Hangman's promos went from mediocre to fantastic in the space of like 4 months.
>When you go from a guy that's kinda umming and ahhing to being so good you SHOOK the guy who spent his entire career trying to do that to people. Anonymous
>>14608209 that's generally how cage matches work my guy
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>>14608183 I'm usually into taller girls, but she's so arousingly compact and powerful.
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>>14608209 100% will be because Malakai is a self-mark who refuses to be pinned or submitted
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Lady Frost just keeps outshining her opponents
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THE ABORTINATOR!
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>>14608232 imagine her riding your face while giving you a rough handjob behind her back
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>>14608227 not in aew, they were always pin or submission until that one with house of black a couple of months ago. the escape finish is fucking retarded.
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>>14608239 >why doesn’t he get pinned!!! Because his stablemates get pinned and it does nothing for their careers
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>Acclaimed music vid
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"Our security doing a great job tonight."
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>>14608180 >orange >carrying Hard disagree, I got super tired of seeing that lazy fuck every week
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>>14608263 swerve was fine taking pins and now he’s world champion
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The acclaimed turning heel on-uh, with Billy Gunn?
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>>14608286 Bet you tuned in for every hunter promo since the reign of terror and find orton putting a headlock on riviting
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B B B B B Basketball, gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it
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>>14608291 Swerve is black and used the “cant wait to be the first black champ” card.
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>>14608286 worked by the based King of sloth Style
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>>14608310 Amazing how well they have tried monkeys to do it
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>>14608278 Hook’s real dad
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Lady Frost debuted at 33.
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HOLY SHIT IS THAT FUCKING SCORPIO SKY LMAO
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Anyone else watching sumo tonight?
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>>14608329 shoot thought he was dead or something, must really burn Ethan's ass seeing him on TV
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>>14608319 Cope. Brody and Julia are the Michaels are HOB. Buddy and Malakai are crybaby Papa H dick riders.
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Scorpio talks like he should be VAing for bank commercials.
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why is this dude still on the roster
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We have to stop trying to make Scorpio a thing
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>>14608340 10th time is the charm
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Wait that was a promo? I thought it was about to try and sell me something.
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johnny and taya are so shit
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>>14608336 SCU is barred from ever competing together ever again. Just like Cody can't ever go for the big belt.
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>>14608359 Scorpio Sky definitely sounded like a motivational speaker in that promo.
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>>14608346 I accept your concession.
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>>14608345 Is Ethan injured or is he just waiting out his contract so he can go be with Cody?
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>>14608353 No, at this point we have to keep trying, as a joke. He can be Scorpio sky 10 time TNT champion, total reign time 5 months.
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>>14608340 respect one half of AEW's first tag team champions
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>>14608346 real. Buddy is the most disappointing modern wrestler. he could be a top guy in AEW, but refuses to endorse the company he works for. Malakai is just all tattoos and bad ideas. if he was tatted up he would just be a flabby shitter
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>>14608370 He's gone from AEW.
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>>14608374 You missed an "en" on the end of the last word kid toucher
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>>14608370 he got future endeavored in the last round of cuts
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>>14608374 CM Punk was fired
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>>14608365 Don’t worry, Malakai and Buddy can go back in 2027 and do all that cool shit Andrade has been doing!
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Tony cracking Daddy Magic up on commentary
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>>14608346 Julia has about 6 months to choose a new ring name before she becomes completely irrelevant.
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>>14608370 his contract expired and wasn’t renewed. i almost wonder if he fell through the cracks and they mistakenly didn’t resign him. he was a shitty babyface tho. he has potential as a heel but in a company of heels like AEW he doesn’t stand a chance
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>>14608377 Malakai is a dude with a great chaarcter but the guy behind him is a legit semen slurping "Please beat me m'lord " Europeasent faggot
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>>14608359 >>14608363 it was treading the line of being sincere and selling me some amway products
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>>14608377 >doesn’t get a chance to promo or do anything >always takes the pins and is 2/11 in singles matches >likes a couple posts about how he could be booked better >everyone wants him out Maybe he should post about how he’s unhappy or be passive aggressive like abaddon or Daniel Garcia did.
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>>14608405 >shawn is a fag Anonymous
>>14608419 Scorpio Sky sounds like a shitty SEARS cologne anyway
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>>14608401 >tag team with a hall of famer at wrestlemania Based?
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>>14608429 Garcia has the Jericho political machine behind him. He'll get infinite chances to try and sniff being as over he was for like 2 weeks with the "you're a wrestler" thing.
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>>14608445 you're always protected under The Learning Tree™
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Woah, the announce desk is at ringside now? I haven't watched AEW in a long time.
>>14608380 >>14608394 >>14608417 It's probably for the best. Feel like he hit his ceiling in what he can do in AEW, especially without Cody politicking for him.
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>>14608444 >the allure of a tag team match at wrestlemania Anonymous
>tfw my usual source being dead meant I had to watch adverts instead of Johnny TV vs Pac for several minutes
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>DON'T LOOK AT THE WOMAN GET UP TOP
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>>14608475 It was a banger, great main event. The Bastard don't miss.
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Oh no PAC had a sella before coming to work!
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>>14608470 >the allure of a trios match in front of 3k people Anonymous
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God these dorks need Juice so bad
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Did Jay just call it Bangcover? and if not why not?
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see you lads next week for 3 more hours of pure wrestling kino
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That split legged moonsault that Johnny missed was incredible.
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>>14608497 >3k people will be louder than the mania crowd grim grim grim
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>>14608509 see you next week frog fren
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>>14608509 Have a good one brother
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>>14608517 Whatever you say tony.
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>>14608509 >tfw you occasionally feel like maybe you won't bother with collision >watch it anyway >remember it's kino and I should stop doubting the fact that the cards look slightly less impressive because it's a really nicely formatted show that just werks. Anonymous
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>>14608521 She'll be called Gak Kroyo in WWE.
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>>14608521 Can Shawn reel in Guilia's poor hairdo choices?
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>>14607506 I need more Boobers
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>>14608429 Malakai’s been trying to get out of his contract since Gaytch took the book. he tried claiming mental illness. and even took a bow after his match cause he thought it was his last
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>>14608571 I’m talking about cucky. Yeah he probably wanted out but still did his job properly every match.
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>>14608467 >Feel like he hit his ceiling in what he can do in AEW, especially without Cody politicking for him. it was Cody that fucked up his AEW run by beating him in their third match and treating Malakai like just another basic bitch wrestler
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>>14608561 She's wrestling in stardom right now
