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Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 13:33:19 No.14957416 View View Reply Original Report

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>NO NO NOOO
>STOP PERFORMING SPECTACULAR FEATS OF ATHLETICISM!
>REAL FIGHTS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE 10 MINUTES OF CHIN SQUEEZING AND LAYING MOTIONLESS ON THE FLOOR!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 13:35:33 No.14957425 Report

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>>14957416
Yeah but why are you yelling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 13:35:41 No.14957427 Report

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If I want to see gymnastics I'll watch the Olympics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:08:36 No.14958408 Report

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>>14957416
touch grass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:10:07 No.14958421 Report

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>>14957416
kek E-drones do be like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:10:38 No.14958429 Report

Quoted By: >>14958484

As long as it causes the audience to suspend their disbelief, I don't see a problem. It's when something takes them out of it that there's a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:11:36 No.14958437 Report

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flips are boring as fuck now though, maybe if there was 1 guy doing it a show it would be fun but its everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:17:09 No.14958484 Report

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>>14958429
>I don't see a problem
the problem is E-wipes hate pro wrestling, and they need everybody else to hate it too, to validate them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:18:44 No.14958491 Report

Quoted By: >>14958717

I thought this was Billy Corgan for a few seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:19:40 No.14958499 Report

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>>14957416
>>REAL FIGHTS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE 10 MINUTES OF CHIN SQUEEZING AND LAYING MOTIONLESS ON THE FLOOR!
But enough about Ospreay vs. Danielson.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:19:52 No.14958501 Report

Quoted By: >>14958582 >>14958592

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

THIS IS AWESOME!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:26:48 No.14958559 Report

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>>14958484
Pretty sure even cultists are abandoning "wrestling" after being subjected to this shit for several years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:28:23 No.14958571 Report

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>>14958484
And are these E-wipes in the room with us right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:29:16 No.14958582 Report

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>>14958501
Tony NEEDS to sign this generational hottest free agent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:30:20 No.14958592 Report

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>>14957416
>poorly choreographed flips
>SPECTACULAR FEATS OF ATHLETICISM!
kek
>>14958501
i seriously doubt wrestlers can do even 25% of what pro gymnasts are capable of

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:32:12 No.14958608 Report

Quoted By: >>14958764

>>14958559
keep astroturfing bitchtits, you're still gonna die a virgin
>>14958571
of course he is, he is you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:36:32 No.14958640 Report

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>>14958484
>you don’t like our gay acrobatics show? you must HATE pro-wrestling!
Gaslighting isn’t an argument, and your dying show for smarks isn’t pro-wrestling. Keep crying, tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:46:40 No.14958717 Report

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>>14958491
Same

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:51:03 No.14958745 Report

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>>14957416
kek boomers really do be like that they really do be !

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:52:52 No.14958761 Report

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>>14957416
based fantano busting out the yellow flannel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:53:35 No.14958764 Report

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>>14958608
>post a clip of AEW
>not even a botch, just wrestling
>obese smark immediately goes on the defensive
I wonder why

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:56:35 No.14958782 Report

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>>14957416
>feats of athleticism
pro wrestling is not gymnastics, I'm afraid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 16:59:33 No.14958808 Report

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>>14957416
i only like them if they are punctuated with awkward anime pose and :O faces which are universally called fake and gay unless ospreay does them then they are next level in ring storytelling.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:03:19 No.14958840 Report

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>>14957416
>>REAL FIGHTS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:20:31 No.14958962 Report

Quoted By: >>14958999 >>14959419 >>14959438 >>14959733

>>14957416
You're right, those Drones don't know what wrestling is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:24:13 No.14958999 Report

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>>14958962
this is actually more believable than an Ospreay match because they actually attempted to punch each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:44:00 No.14959175 Report

Quoted By: >>14960069

>>14957416
People want power moves, not flower grooves. If I wanted to watch a dance routine it wouldn't involve men i the first place. Wrestling isn't art, it's entertainment. You have to be a pleb tasted mouth breathing fuckhead faggot high on your own farts to call it art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:45:59 No.14959198 Report

Quoted By: >>14960069

or you could just do real moves? like powerbombs, powerslams, samoan drop, suplex, dropkick, clothslines etc... dont gotta be flopping around like a mexican jumping bean

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:53:08 No.14959255 Report

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>bitchtits meltdown thread
ya hate to see it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:55:51 No.14959272 Report

Quoted By: >>14959278 >>14959281

>>14957416
>STOP PERFORMING SPECTACULAR FEATS OF ATHLETICISM!
This gif is a spectacular feat of athleticism. What shitters like Ospreay do are highschool level gymnastics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:56:13 No.14959275 Report

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>>14957416
said no-one ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:56:25 No.14959278 Report

Quoted By: >>14959335 >>14959485

>>14959272
you do realized that all wrestling is choreographed, right...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:57:25 No.14959281 Report

Quoted By: >>14959335 >>14959385

>>14959272
>This gif is a spectacular feat of athleticism. What shitters like Ospreay do are highschool level gymnastics.
you're not capable of either, fatso

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 17:58:24 No.14959287 Report

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>>14957416
KIRDBLT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:04:23 No.14959335 Report

Quoted By: >>14959448

>>14959278
>you do realized that all wrestling is choreographed, right...?
You realize that has nothing to do with the point, right?

>>14959281
Ospreay isn't even capable of high level athleticism. He's a sloppy amateur. His moves are literally just highschool gymnastics shit and smarks like Meltzer cream their pants over it kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:10:46 No.14959362 Report

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>>14957416
High spots are meant to be climaxes
When every spot is a high spot it gets very stale

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:14:52 No.14959385 Report

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>>14959281
We don't sign our posts here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:18:45 No.14959419 Report

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>>14958962
Tony sign these men!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:20:59 No.14959438 Report

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>>14958962
6.5 stars

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:22:30 No.14959448 Report

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>>14959335
If you don't know the difference between a 140 lb high schooler doing gymnastic moves and a 230 lb 30 year old doing them, you really don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
The difference in difficulty is night and day and I promise you that you couldn't do what Ospreay does even if you wanted to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:23:04 No.14959454 Report

Quoted By: >>14959466 >>14959494

>THIS IS WRESTLING!
>*CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:24:27 No.14959466 Report

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>>14959454
Seriously, anyone can do that, not impressive at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:28:07 No.14959480 Report

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>>14959448
>If you don't know the difference between a 140 lb high schooler doing gymnastic moves and a 230 lb 30 year old doing them
Yeah, the latter isn't really impressive to look at in a world where I can see the high schooler do the same at 2x speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:29:09 No.14959485 Report

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>>14959278
You don't get pro wrestling, pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:31:33 No.14959494 Report

Quoted By: >>14959504

>>14959454
the psychology here is fucking immense edrone, sataburia attempted that manoeuvre against mistubishi and chinkymania 11 20 years ago, just say you don't understand long term booking and go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:33:05 No.14959504 Report

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>>14959494
bitchtits moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 18:37:22 No.14959539 Report

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>>14959448
>If you don't know the difference between a 140 lb high schooler doing gymnastic moves and a 230 lb 30 year old doing them,
Holy kek, are you admitting Ospreay does highschool-level gymnastics and arguing that I should be impressed by it because he's a grown man?
>I promise you that you couldn't do what Ospreay does even if you wanted to
Nah, I could do most of Ospreay's moves. About 90% of his moveset is just a combination of basic flips and handstands. Meanwhile, both myself and Ospreay would die attempting any of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CFmnVAw5bc

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 19:00:04 No.14959733 Report

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>>14958962
kek even cops know that flippy shit is fake and gay as fuck and don't even think about trying to stop it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 19:46:48 No.14960046 Report

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>>14957416
No one says this.
the athleticism is great but its been overdone and abused by every indie darling and their ring rat girlfriend. When people complain about the "flippy shit" its usually because the workers are too slow to make it look authentic or have repetitive matches with every jobber and "star"
At the end of it all most of these wrestlers are working in a major company where traditional wrestling has to be the norm or else acrobatics, comedy, and hardcore won't stand out and wow the fans.
if you can't have a good traditional match without gimmicks then you don't belong in wrestling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 19:47:51 No.14960053 Report

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>>14957416
Correct. Watch the UFC sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 19:49:50 No.14960069 Report

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>>14959175
>>14959198
These.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 19:51:53 No.14960083 Report

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>>14959448
>Assplay 230lbs

Kek. KEK. Good to see genuine marks still exist in 2024. Ospreay is 190lbs soaking wet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jun 2024 20:03:18 No.14960167 Report

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>>14958484
i would argue that more than anything e-steins hate themselves, and their inability to stop watching a product that most healthy-mided adults left behind decades ago. they're stuck consuming content designed for 8 year olds and this leads to an endless cycle of self hatred, compromise and finally angry outbursts at anyone not stuck in the same rut in life as they are.

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