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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:18:01 No.5405349 View View Reply Original Report

How does someone who is cringe on paper end up being so based? Danhausen is dimes, brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:18:57 No.5405355 Report

Quoted By: >>5405361 >>5405378 >>5405431 >>5406654

>>5405349
your probably autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:20:08 No.5405357 Report

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>>5405349
George Washington since he is on the $1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:20:31 No.5405361 Report

Quoted By: >>5405371

>>5405355
>your

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:22:10 No.5405371 Report

Quoted By: >>5405385 >>5405389 >>5405431 >>5406654

>>5405361
exactly the kind of thing an autist would get uppity about

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:24:20 No.5405378 Report

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>>5405355
Good morning sirs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:26:36 No.5405385 Report

Quoted By: >>5405470

>>5405371
Please do the needful of not being uppity blooooooody bastard i fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:27:13 No.5405389 Report

Quoted By: >>5405470

>>5405371
EXACLY THE BASTERB NBITCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:29:18 No.5405397 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405349
If he's so based why can't he draw a dime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:31:17 No.5405407 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405349
because hes committed to the gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:32:34 No.5405412 Report

Quoted By: >>5405452 >>5405471

>>5405349
What's his gimmick? show me his best matches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:37:51 No.5405431 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405355
>>5405371
I’m gonna redeem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:40:16 No.5405446 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405349
Isn't he reddit's guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:41:18 No.5405452 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405412
his gimmick is he has a gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:42:29 No.5405454 Report

Quoted By: >>5405470 >>5406727

>>5405349
Full commitment to the gimmick, everyone who fully committed to a shit gimmick managed to make it dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:45:16 No.5405470 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405385
>>5405389
>>5405454
No swears!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 09:45:27 No.5405471 Report

Quoted By: >>5405966 >>5406005 >>5406040 >>5406674 >>5410706 >>5410872 >>5410923

>>5405412
Vaudeville comedy act. Believes that he has superpowers and curses other wrestlers. Currently in a program with Hook who has been immune to his bullshit. He ate Hook’s chips from out of the garbage in an attempt to try and understand Hook’s power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 11:26:03 No.5405966 Report

Quoted By: >>5406001 >>5406005 >>5406040 >>5406054

>>5405471
>ate Hook’s chips from out of the garbage in an attempt to try and understand Hook’s power
Is this real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 11:33:08 No.5406001 Report

Quoted By: >>5406005 >>5406040

>>5405966
You never eat garbage chips before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 11:34:25 No.5406005 Report

Quoted By: >>5406040

>>5405471
>>5405966
>>5406001
Sounds like standard AEW catering to me (lol).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 11:35:29 No.5406011 Report

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>>5405349
I have no idea I hate all the undersized commedyguys in AEW exept him, I almost want to dislike him but he's actually funny at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 11:39:10 No.5406032 Report

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>>5405349
Genuinely, just because he commits to it and doesn't look back. Let him do some internet stuff and the occasional TV talking bit and when he's healed let him be a Brandon Cutler tier jobber and he's got a solid role.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 11:40:10 No.5406040 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405471
>>5405966
>>5406001
>>5406005

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 11:42:09 No.5406054 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405966
Holy based I love dimeshausen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 13:39:43 No.5406654 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405355
>>5405371
Gooooooooooooood morning sirs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 13:42:35 No.5406674 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405471
The most based storyline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 13:43:47 No.5406686 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405349
He walks and talks like a human muppet, and muppets are based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 13:47:46 No.5406715 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405349
the real guy made a pact with an actual demon. it’s difficult not to like him when there’s a literal spell being put on you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 13:49:24 No.5406727 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405454
>everyone who fully committed to a shit gimmick managed to make it dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 13:49:26 No.5406728 Report

Quoted By: >>5407088

>>5405349
>reddithausen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 14:34:41 No.5407088 Report

Quoted By:

>>5406728
You have been cursed for this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 15:12:29 No.5407322 Report

Quoted By: >>5408421

>>5405349
i've been seeing the yakuza font in more and more places

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 15:30:13 No.5407423 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405349
He's entertaining, has charisma, and can work. I hope he's been cleared from his leg injury so he can get in the ring and do something besides cursing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 15:39:35 No.5407509 Report

Quoted By: >>5408651

>>5405349
hookhausen will be the next booker t/goldust dimes team

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 15:45:09 No.5407556 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405349
Committed to the gimmick rather than wanting to win fake fights

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 15:50:33 No.5407594 Report

Quoted By:

Not overexposing him is a big part of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 16:56:30 No.5408134 Report

Quoted By: >>5410272

>>5405349
Danhausen is cringe! Danhausen is NOT dimes! You lose! Good day sir!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 17:01:50 No.5408179 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405349
Based OP not caring about his retardation. So inspirational

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 17:31:08 No.5408421 Report

Quoted By:

>>5407322
Holy shit, you're right

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 17:58:56 No.5408651 Report

Quoted By:

>>5407509
>kino alarms blaring at top volume

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 18:02:42 No.5408686 Report

Quoted By: >>5408957 >>5409068

>"When keeping it real goes wronghausen"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 18:27:38 No.5408945 Report

Quoted By: >>5409422

>>5405349
I hope you like roast Biff Tannen I ope ou ike last Biff Tanner dummy butthead headbutt dummy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 18:28:44 No.5408957 Report

Quoted By: >>5408997

>>5408686
Hookhausen got worked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 18:33:12 No.5408997 Report

Quoted By: >>5409018

>>5408957
>Mick HOOKnall

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 18:35:14 No.5409018 Report

Quoted By:

>>5408997
I see what ya did there. Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 18:39:36 No.5409068 Report

Quoted By:

>>5408686
this 1st match between them better be Danhausen running full speed at HOOK shrieking like a goof and and then Hook just WHAM knocks him clean out with a straight right hand (or is he a southpaw? ) Ref calls the KO, Hook just casually strolls off, then the feud can continue for aahile more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 18:40:24 No.5409076 Report

Quoted By: >>5409119

>cringe faggot joins gayew
>tranny cultists call him so heckin based and kino
every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 18:45:02 No.5409119 Report

Quoted By: >>5410714

>>5409076
>noooo stop you're supposed to hate what you watch!
beggin ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 19:18:01 No.5409422 Report

Quoted By:

>>5408945
huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 20:46:22 No.5410272 Report

Quoted By:

>>5408134
Finna get cursed, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 21:39:38 No.5410706 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405471
kek based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 21:40:39 No.5410714 Report

Quoted By: >>5410783 >>5410859

>>5409119
stfu /woo/dditard faggot subhuman gtfo of this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 21:42:47 No.5410739 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405349
>best wrestler
>most entertaining wrestler
>best mic worker
>best facial expressions
>best wrestling tshirt
How does he do it bros? He's so far above the competition it's unreal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 21:48:51 No.5410783 Report

Quoted By:

>>5410714
Trying too hard to fit in

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 21:58:03 No.5410859 Report

Quoted By:

>>5410714
what’s the matter little guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 21:59:24 No.5410872 Report

Quoted By: >>5410904

>>5405471
I’ve heard “B horror movie host” and now vaudeville comedy act? Seems like I hear many different things as to what Danhausen is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:02:04 No.5410895 Report

Quoted By:

>>5405349
I will never get why people like this guy. He is unfunny and bad at wrestling. I guess the crossover of single digit IQ people and wrestling fans is a fairly significant chunk if the audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:02:59 No.5410904 Report

Quoted By:

>>5410872
The two of those things can co-exist. You can be comedic and also very much embody B movie horror. The appeal of a lot of B horror movies is that they’re funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:04:43 No.5410923 Report

Quoted By: >>5410945

>>5405471
>his gimmick is he does curses
>this has never been explained on tv
>he just appeared one day with the jobber gang and sometimes shows up and does a pose and no one ever explains what he did or who he is
>starts stalking Hook
>literally nothing happens for a month
>his first feud is that his gimmick is dumb and doesn't work, before it is ever explained what his gimmick is
Cool. Great booking. Perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:06:57 No.5410945 Report

Quoted By: >>5410959

>>5410923
Fine speech, but it has been explained anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:09:05 No.5410959 Report

Quoted By: >>5410973

>>5410945
No it hasn't. Sometimes excalibur says Danhausen is trying to do a curse.
It has never been explained who he is, why he is there, what his motivations are, what he can do. We have never even seen him successfully do a curse on TV. He has just jumped out and confused people a couple times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:10:27 No.5410973 Report

Quoted By: >>5411048

>>5410959
When he jumps out and curses a wrestler, then you know that wrestlers doing the job

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:17:56 No.5411048 Report

Quoted By: >>5411134 >>5411166

>>5410973
What?
If he's interfering in random matches he should be fired. There is still no explanation of why he is employed. That's stupider than the worst wwe angles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:28:01 No.5411134 Report

Quoted By:

>>5411048
I don't think anyone needs an explanation on Tony's retarded ideas anymore. We've had 3 years to judge him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 22:31:11 No.5411166 Report

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>>5411048
Since when has interference ever been outrageous in this fucking mudshow fed? He's employed because he's an Indy smark darling with a stupid shtick that manbabies who still eat Fruit Loops from their mom's cabinet sperg on Twitter about

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