>"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MEAN GENE. EVERYONE IS ASKING "WHERE IS IO?" AND "IF SHE'S COMING BACK?". LET ME ADDRESS THOSE QUESTIONS IN ORDER, DUDE. I'LL TELL YOU WHERE SHE IS, SHE'S BEEN IN THE GYM CLANGING AND BANGING DAY AND NIGHT. SHE'S BEEN IN THE DOJO GRINDING TO BECOME EVEN MORE OF A PROBLEM, JACK. SHE'S TERRIFIED THE OTHER STUDENTS TO THE POINT THEY MADE HER GET REGISTERED AS A DEADLY WEAPON, BROTHER.
>"AS FOR THE NEXT QUESTION, IT ISN'T A MATTER OF "IF" SHE'S COMING BACK, BUT A MATTER OF "WHEN". CRACK OPEN THAT BIBLE AND READ THE BOOK OF REVELATION IF YOU WANT A SPOILER OF WHAT'S TO COME WHEN IO DESCENDS UPON THE WWE ONCE MORE, JACK. ALL THE IOMANIACS KNOW THAT SHE ALREADY HAS A HALL OF FAME WORTHY CAREER, BUT SHE'S JUST GETTING STARTED. HER FEATS AND MILESTONES STAND AMONGST LEGENDS AND GLADIATORS. HER VICTORIES AND ACCOMPLISHES ECHO LOUDLY THROUGHOUT ETERNITY, DUDE. SHE WON'T REST UNTIL SHE HAS ALL THE GOLD, BROTHER. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN IOMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!
