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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 13:55:25 No.6076530 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 13:56:31 No.6076546 Report

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Orders an NDA on a pole match for the women's division.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 13:57:10 No.6076555 Report

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Live Sex Celebration.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 13:57:36 No.6076560 Report

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>>6076530
Live suicide

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 13:58:29 No.6076569 Report

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>Ladies and Gentlemen. We have compromised, to a permanent end, the social standing of WWE Limited

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 13:59:14 No.6076577 Report

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>YES I KILLED OWEN
>YES I KILLED BENOIT AND HIS FAMILY
>YES MACHO MAN RAPED MY UNDERAGE DAUGHTER
>YES JOHN LAURANITUS AND I HAVE BEEN PASSING AROUND TALENT FOR DECADES
>YES I HAVE TIES TO SAUDI ARABIA ALIGNED TERRORIST GROUPS CAUSING DISSENT IN THE MIDDLE EAST
>YES IM STAYING AS THE CEO

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 14:00:05 No.6076587 Report

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>>6076577
Fuckin BASED

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 14:01:04 No.6076601 Report

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>>6076530
Vince should give Flair's "I'll never retire" speech word for word, then at the end shoot on the board by reminding them he retains over 90% of voting power.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 15:16:40 No.6077488 Report

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>>6076530
Vince kiss my ass club where Vince as to kiss his own ass

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 15:49:12 No.6077808 Report

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>>6076530
>as my humble apology, I will bring the gang of african american gentlemen that raped Kevin Nash almost 30 years ago…and on this very ring tonight…

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 15:50:25 No.6077828 Report

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He should bring back the kiss my ass club and make becky and charlotte join it.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 15:52:18 No.6077852 Report

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>>6076546
redo this segment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMGWWpyFGFU

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 17:22:29 No.6078770 Report

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>>6076530
>> you pussies can pretend that woman have and hold value for their contributions and work ethic, but they dont. None of you will admit it, but its the goddamn truth. They work in establishments and fields pioneered by men and stand on the shoulders of giants like they accomplished something on their own, forgetting their place among the wretched and refusing to give those beneath them the hand up that was given to them. Yes, i fucked a female employee. You know why? Because she's a female and thats all theyre good for. You stupid cunts honestly believe mundane shit like answering a phone or writing shit down is worth what we pay YOU to do it? Ladies, i assure you, if it was important enough to need to be done right, we'd have a man do it. But lets not forget the otherside of this, either. You dont hear much about women doing sexual favors for men with less than them do you? No, of course not. You dont hear anything about that because it doesnt happen. The american bred woman is a gold digging whore and the very reason most men aspire to become wealthy anyway. You expect me to be sorry i made it to the top? You expect me to be sorry i looked under my belt buckle to find a 20yr old woman looking up at me begging for spare change?

>>fuck all of you. Each and every one. I stand before you, in this very ring, to serve as a reminder to what each of you can accomplish. And also as a reminder that the worlds bottomfeeders will never stop hunting you because you made it farther than they could.

>>you expect me to yield? To bow down? To cower like you would because some jaggoff losers on social media are jealous that an old man got some from a woman that wouldnt look twice at them because their wallets too small to stand on? I'm vincent kennedy mcmahon, goddamn it. This is my company. My ring. My crew. Ijvestors invest for the money that i make them. You came to see MY show.

>>welcome to friday night smackdown!

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 17:49:21 No.6079120 Report

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>>6076530
he's gonna come in on a zipline

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 17:51:53 No.6079149 Report

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>>6076577
Top it off with one of those evil Vince keks and you have the greatest segment in pro wrestling history

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 17:54:23 No.6079176 Report

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>"I am sorry i raped that girl but i must say, she was askin for it"
>does the Vince walk out of the Arena

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 17:55:36 No.6079192 Report

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>i understand what i did was wrong.
>that is why i will be passing off ownership of wwe directly from my hands, to this man:
> https://youtu.be/bd9PYIb0H2o

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 17:58:49 No.6079230 Report

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>Sasha shows up to officially quit
>gives her speech
>Vince thanks her for everything
>offers her a ride to the airport in her limo
>she accepts
>long segment where she walks through the arena
>all the wrestlers line the walls and smile at her
>as soon as gets in the limo, it explodes
>camera pans from the fiery wreck to a laughing Vince
>YOU'RE FllllRED

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:02:26 No.6079267 Report

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triple h firing vince segment 2.0

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:03:55 No.6079280 Report

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Go back to what works.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:04:48 No.6079291 Report

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>Exploding Limo
>Cops arresting him live

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:05:50 No.6079306 Report

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>>6079176
He's not being accused of rape

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:06:49 No.6079320 Report

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>>6079230
You idiots think you’re so funny on here. Sasha Banks doesn’t want any of you. You’re worthless fans and nothing but. The Attitude Era is long gone, kid. Stop living in the past. If anything happened to Sasha Banks, just think about all I would do to WWE. Again, none of you know who I am. I’m not one of you obese creeps that obsess over women’s wrestlers.
>Look! Look! I drew a (You) from him!
You went about it the wrong way.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:08:14 No.6079334 Report

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>>6079320
You're genuinely unwell.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:08:46 No.6079339 Report

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I'M FIIIIIIIIRRRREED!

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:10:50 No.6079362 Report

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>>6076577
>YES I KILLED OWEN
>YES I KILLED BENOIT AND HIS FAMILY
>YES MACHO MAN RAPED MY UNDERAGE DAUGHTER
>YES JOHN LAURANITUS AND I HAVE BEEN PASSING AROUND TALENT FOR DECADES
>YES I HAVE TIES TO SAUDI ARABIA ALIGNED TERRORIST GROUPS CAUSING DISSENT IN THE MIDDLE EAST
>YES IM STAYING AS THE CEO

Genuine wolf of wall street pop

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:13:06 No.6079391 Report

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>>6076530
Shawn blows him in the middle of the ring for old time's sake.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:14:04 No.6079403 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjqDTdvlRDA

Just admit to laundry list of bad things he did and just screams "I LIKED IT"

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:15:09 No.6079415 Report

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>>6078770
THE DIMES
THEY'RE TOO MUCH

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2022 18:19:15 No.6079454 Report

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>I now announce Codeman Rhodes as the CEO of WWE and would like to announce the official start of the BASED KINO era, pals.

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