>>6094990I legit don't give a fuck when I have to go to walmart to buy whatever random shit my regular store does not have. I will go in there with dirty pajama pants, socks with no shoes on and sneer at everyone inside like they are trash the entire time. In walmart I am fine with doing shit like opening a bag of cereal or chips, eating a few and then putting it back on the shelf because they won't do anything. I'll make vulgar comments to the dumpy women working there and offer to dick them down in a (fictional) nearby hotel. If a qt is working there I'll ask if I can smell their feet.
As far as I am concerned walmart is like an entirely separate reality, one in which I have sometimes doubted even God can see through that warehouse roof, where all societal rules and dignities stop. It's like putting on a mask and going to a masquerade, you are almost anonymous in there since no one I know would ever be in a walmart and if they were they would be acting as I am. It's like The Purge.
