'Twas the night before KWABmas, when all through the hood
Not a creature was stirring, 'cept Jamal and his thugs
Nash walked through an alley, without any care
Dreaming of dimes that would never be there
When out of the darkness Nash spotted a gun
He then tried to escape, but his quad came undone
Down on the floor poor Kevin fell with a clatter
Jamal sprang from the shadows to see what was the matter
Dozens of darkies sprang out from the bush
Tore off his clothes and exposed his tight tush
Endless black faces like devils they came
Jamal whistled, and hollared, and called them by name
"Now, DeShawn! now, DeAndre! now Darnell and Trevon!
On, Demetrius! on, Maurice! on, Terrell and Tyrone!
Let's show this dumb cracker that we run this hood!
And fuck his tight asshole with our 12 inch manhoods!"
"Hall save me!" he cried as Nash was raped quick
By Jamal's dark gang and their eager black dicks
Despite all his pleas not a savior would come
And poor Nash was left there, leaking out of the bum
A young man named Wolfie then saw what lay in the ditch
Poor Big Daddy Cool had become Big Daddy Bitch
"They'll pay for this crime" he autisticly roared
"I'll samefag about Daniel Bryan on an anime imageboard"
