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THE SHOW SO FAR: > MITB Last chance qualifying battle royal (BRO....) > John Cena encounters the Street Profits backstage and calls them Jigga Whats > Montez "John Henry" Ford of the Street Profits defeats Main Event Jey Uso, with the opportunity to select the stipulation for the UNDISPUTED WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES OF THE WORLD at the upcoming Money in the Bank Premium Live Event in Beautiful Las Vegas (stipulation announcement still to come) > The Judgement Day confronts The Mysteriouses backstage to set up a tag match next week in San Diego (area codes 858, 442, 760, 619) > Cena video package (abbr. 4 post length) > The Miz has a chat with Irish Kevin where The Miz reminds us that Logan Paul mogged everyone at WM, then AJ Styles comes out to punch The Miz > WWE Official Adam Pearce has MADE IT OFFICIAL: The Miz fights AJ Styles in a grudge match with no particular reward, with THE PHENOMENAL AJ STYLES winning by countout > Ezekial meets John Cena backstage, suggests that Cena might want to Trod with Elrod, and then Theory confronts The Prototype > The girl from the "I whip my hair back and forth" music video talks to Irish Kevin and then gets interrupted by The Most Beautiful Woman in WWE and I guess they aren't signing a contract yet??? > Liv pins Alexa Bliss, no comment > Mr. McMahon comes to the ring to introduce John Cena > Cena talks about how cool he used to be and how cool the WWE Universe is and promises a comeback ONGOING: > 10 minutes of advertisements STILL TO COME:> The Almighty Bobbo takes on The Treetrunk and The 4.0 Genius of the Alpha Academy, with Austin Theory as special enforcer > Last chance elimination match for the women's MITB, with Becky "Pris" Lynch, "The Protector" Xia Li, Nikki "Almost a Super Hero", "I'm PLUMP" Doudrop, "The Princess of Hoes" Shayna Baszler, and "The Island Goddess" Tamina
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>KFC doing celeb meals too now
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need to see celebrities get hanged from street lamps
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Best for business is Cena putting over Theory and bestowing him the AA
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>>6215920 I think Popeyes did that before them.
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>bring Cena back >no match >no angle >no teasing a future match >no brawl >no in ring face to face with a younger wrestler >no setting up of a future appearance >not even a single Attitude Adjustment What was actually the point of that
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Cena is gonna come back right bros?
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>>6215893 >More Gamethreads than forbidden door Ya seethe trannies
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They got Becks looking good in that render.
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Zeke should get in automatically since KO is a cowardly liar
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if you hated cena 10 years ago, your life probably still sucks
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>>6215922 based real ASUKA chad
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>>6215939 NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHATEVER A FORBIDDEN DOOR IS, GO AWAY
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>>6215943 Racism in action
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Time for Bryan and Sempervine on YT and Glasto vids from BBC
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>>6215944 Did anyone clip Becks at the start of the show just sitting there when John was high fiving people
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WHERE ARE MY BOBBOFRENS AT?
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>>6215948 I'd fill that busi to overflowing with my coom.
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*fist pumps with bobbo*
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>>6215958 Yeah, was she the only heel?
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What's everyone doing after RAW tonight?
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Wtf I thought they were going to tease Cena for MiTB.
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>>6215982 SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
SHOOOSH PLZ
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Cena is gonna come out again right?!?!?
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>>6215983 MITB isn't a Cena-tier Premium Live Event, unless he interrupts to make theory lose the title to bobby
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>>6215982 Jacking off to Mommy Maryse booba and passing out.
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>>6215983 no, this was just a pathetic attempt to try to get people to forget about the recent legal investigations and to pop a rating
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>>6215982 shitting, vaping and going to bed
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OH MY GOD HOLY FUCK THEORY LOOKS JACKED TO THE GILLS BROTHER GIVE THAT MF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP HOLY FUCK CENA NEEDS TO GIVE HIM THE RIGHTS TO THE AA BROTHER JESUS CHRIST
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Otis looks so fucking weird next to Lashley.
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>>6215982 Gonna blow up a termite hill.
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A THANK YEWWWWW
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>>6215982 I'm playing Metal Gear Solid 2 for the first time right now
Gonna do that for a bit after Raw ends and then go to bed
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>>6215982 I'm already post-Raw. Forgot Westworld came back last night, catching that.
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I haven't watched RAW in a while, what happened to Otis' old handler? The guy from Heavy Machinery?
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>>6215982 kenshi. i played 35 hours on saturday and sunday
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>>6215982 Got to finish making an exam for ATEX certification.
Then I'm gonna go back to writing wrestling fapfiction.
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>>6215982 Continue watching Boardwalk Empire, play some more TEW, then bed.
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>>6216053 Is Logchad still making Mandy Rose scatfics?
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>>6216044 Rekeased. Then posted a selfie while smoking a joint and hasn't been heard from since.
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>>6216044 Damn, you missed where Otis got to fuck Mandy
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>>6216044 Jannettied into the outlaws.
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Damn Cena really said absolutely nothing and then dipped. Feeling pretty disappointed right now, not gonna lie. Roman was right when he said listening to Cena cut a promo is like missionary position every single night.
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>>6216090 >>6216099 Roman is a dumb faggot who doesn't wrestle
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SHIN BOBBO AWAKENED
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I don't like how Alpha Academy is always some sort of lackey to bigger heels but at least they get screen time
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Bobo be sweating
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>>6216090 missionary is the best
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CODESTER SHOUTOUT
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NOOOOO BOBBOFRENS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
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So uh... no more cena then?
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>>6216072 even though one of their top 3 pushes whole gimmick is being stoned af all the time BRO
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They really just let theory talk shit to Cena and get away with it
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>CAWdy Shan't be watching wrestling again.
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Codymaniacs, assemble
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>>6216102 He's back to FCW form
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Was this year's Hell in a Cell theme a new Ozzy song?
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WE LOVE YOU GOATY
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CODY INTERVIEW NEXT NOT A DRILL CODY INTERVIEW NEXT NOT A DRILL CODY INTERVIEW NEXT NOT A DRILL
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WE MISS YOU GOAT
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BRING BACK PHARAOH
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>>6216142 hell be around for the next 10 years at least, it was probably cenas idea
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Riddle is my favorite wrestler rn idc
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We getting Brandi, bitches
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What's Cody gonna say lads
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ADRENLINE IN MY SOUL
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>GOATdy BASEDOLA
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>Rawtists are unironically CAWdyniggers I can't believe you retards are shoot marks for one the biggest contributions to the cratering fall of the wrestling industry.
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>>6216170 Hot damn I assumed he died at some point and I didn't hear about it.
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>>6216167 he needs some boots and knee pads but he wont because he thinks that looking like hes going swimming is his gimmick
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>>6216171 He's got a dream, he's holding onto it and he's shooting for the sky.
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>>6216183 AEWtist larping as a Smack chad
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ADRENALINE IN MY THIGH NO KITTY, IT'S MY POTPIE YOU'VE BEEN BAD YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY
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>>6216183 no cody?
no cena?
no logan?
no stars?
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>>6216143 >>6216183 Don't be like this, Ohayo. We were starting to bond over all the Angelposting.
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ya gotta love the codeman ya just GOTTA
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>>6216183 shit shit died with benoit and the launch of pg womemes era, not codys fault at all
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Cody let that tat artist fuck on him
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>>6216205 just GOTTA respect the codester
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SLEDGEHAMMER IS 9 MONTHS
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>>6216190 >>6216192 >>6216193 Hate AEW and hate CAWdy. Kiss my ass.
>>6216194 CAWdy gave Meltzerite trannies a platform to ruin wrestling by legitimizing The Cucks and Omegettty. I will never forgive him.
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Cody is one of the most delusional person in the world and maybe that's why he's the most entertaining person on the roster now
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wow, what a powerful interview with great insight
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lol, 9 months holy shit
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holy fuck seth rollins fucking sucks
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cody is just effortlessly cool
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>>6216225 Roman get off /pw/
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>>6216210 the tat is gay af but hes just naive, not a bad guy
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>incredible speech WASTED OPPURTUNITY
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This is what we call foreshadowing.
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lmfao Seth is goated
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what is seth's gimmick, being a retard?
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>Cena doesn't say a word and just let Seth make a fool out of himself
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>laughs to his theme song fucking seth kek
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>>6216218 >CAWdy gave Meltzerite trannies a platform to ruin wrestling by legitimizing The Cucks and Omegettty. I will never forgive him. As good a point as any. Give Codezilla time to redeem himself though.
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>>6216239 >just b urself :) Anonymous
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seth rollins dogshit identy crisis faggot, been in the company for 10 years what a complete shitter
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Based Seff just fine speeched cena lmao
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Is Cena strong enough to AA Omos?
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Seriously where is ABOLLO's giganigga? I want the Black Skyscrapers
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got dam that's one big nigger
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WHO'S THE SEVENTH MAN BROTHER
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>>6216251 His actions inadvertently made this place into a subreddit. There is nothing that he can do that would redeem that.
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>>6216274 Zeke will beat Oreowens for it
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I don’t find any wwe women attractive. After the whole Gisele Shaw fiasco I’m convinced most of them are biological men.
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WHO'S THE SEVENTH WOMAN SISTER
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HOLY BOOBA BEX IS SEX
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>>6216275 Zeke had to geek out for Big Match John instead of showing his brother around.
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why do they keep putting this replicant on my screen
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Is Edge going to come back as a baby face? Weird as fuck if so he just turned heel.
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>>6216294 >Big Baby Becky Ftfy
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>>6216278 >His actions inadvertently made this place into a subreddit. Care to elaborate?
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Not Of Planet Earth
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>Black people horror film Sure why not
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does anyone actually watch women's wrestling I just do something else when it's on lol
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OH MY HECKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER WAS THAT THE REDDIT NOPE SONG????? HELLA XD
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KEK BASED CLIFFORD WORKING THE MARKS
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>>6216296 That replicant is the last, best hope for WWE's Women's division.
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>>6216327 >AAAAH WHITE PEOPLE ARE SMILING AT ME HELP ME YAKUB That's why not.
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I really think they're going to have Cody slip into MITB and win the briefcase
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>>6215997 I told Maryse to go back to French Canada for being a pro-choice skank and I haven't heard back.
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i need it to be friday now so I can watch minions
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Finnalor sux lol
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This is the main event? I'm going to bed
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who is winning this so i can go to bed
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>all bullying becky Beckybros...
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>>6216371 same im out, not a bad show overall tho
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>>6216373 xia should win so that she can murder someone in MITB
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I wonder what BLWG is doing?
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thats all they have
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weird that zeke never met cena before when he was backstage with his bro and desu
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For a moment I thought Tamina was Nia Snax.
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>>6216403 This but doudrop
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Xia Li a flop? Everyone knew this would happen
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youd need at LEAST 6 inches to penetrate dewdrop. her ass is so massive i doubt almost anyone in here could do it. otherwise youd just be sliding between her ass cheeks/folds.
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BASED BECKO BTFO CHINER>BASED BECKO BTFO CHINER BASED BECKO BTFO CHINER>BASED BECKO BTFO CHINER BASED BECKO BTFO CHINER>BASED BECKO BTFO CHINER BASED BECKO BTFO CHINER>BASED BECKO BTFO CHINER BASED BECKO BTFO CHINER>BASED BECKO BTFO CHINER
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I think I saw Xia's pusy bros...
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No seriously, that baby did wonders to Becky's booba.
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>tune in for the main event >it's womeme shit again kinda crazy how often it has been like this lately. was there anything interesting after bobbo vs amercian alpha? had to step away during it
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does xia fuck fans
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>>6216427 this is the only thing after it
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>>6216417 Resident BBW Chad here, all you have to do is shove their face into the pillow and spread their ass. Even a below average king could fuck a BBW with the proper positioning.
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>>6216440 was it sideways like they say???
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>>6216416 debuting and then not being on tv for weeks and randomly turning heel will do that for you
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I hope Becky eliminates the entire field by herself
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I want to fuck nikki
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>>6216427 i think they do it because the have to hit the quota and the ratings are established before the last commercial break
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The cut to commercials really feels weird
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should i let out a massive, yellowy load after raw ends (to pictures of liv morgan with her tongue out) or continue nofap?
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imma need a slow mo webm of nikki getting caught in the armbar bros
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>that booba >that ass >that body BEX IS SEEEEEX
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>>6216463 How the FUCK did Bucky Beaver not get implicated in this whole sex scandal?
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>>6216475 Nofap is a meme intended to deprive men of pleasure and a free and easy source of stress relief. Don't fall for it, anon. Jerk your dick.
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thats metal….IN YA LUNGS?
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>nxt 2.0 as close as it gets what do they mean by that
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in ya fuckin' lungs man?
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>>6216506 means you will never touch gigi
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>>6216496 I miss Lil' Lunged Nigga like you wouldn't believe.
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Why is there a white Nia Snax now? Was the samoan one not injuring enough people?
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>>6216518 fuck that brings me back. little lungs posting was great
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>>6216531 Always got BTFO'd at the end.
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i bet doudrop smells terrible still would mind you
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Was there a Babyface in this match
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>>6216447 I salute you, fellow BBW chad.
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>>6216545 No. But Bianca and Ronda are both faces.
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>>6216540 Well, she is Scottish.
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>>6216555 I dunno if Ronda is still a face now that the WWE Universe knows Natalie gets her rack out
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>>6216545 At this point its becks
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i shoot hate fat women.
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THE SUPER MANHANDLE SLAM
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Dunn is doing a horrible job today. I can literally hear all their called spots.
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kek what a fatso jobber
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>>6216581 dunn has no control over women being incompetent
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Wow. Wat an unpredictable match.
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Time for Miz and Mrs kino.
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>>6216377 you called it, its all very predictable these days
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>>6216581 Dunn didn't come into work today. Dunn is under investigation
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>Piped in boos Why not just let Becks get over again as a face?
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lol they cut to miz's shitty show so fast to inflate the ratings.
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>>6216605 I hope so dude. Please don't be lying.
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God the things I'd do to Maryse's tits.
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>>6216608 >crowd clearly cheering for becks throughout the match >pipe in boos anyway Why cant they accept that she's getting over?
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>>6216651 She's always been over.
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Wait is Miz a only child
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