>GOAT >Rich as fuck >Famous >6’2 >Big dick >Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks >Married AJ Lee >Two 5 star matches >Is straight-edge; completely toxic free >Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body >Didn’t take WWE’s shit >Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left >Exposed HHH >Exposed Ryback >Exposed The Rock >Exposed Roman Reigns >Exposed Vince >Exposed Dr. Amann >Exposed Chris Jericho >Most important indy wrestler of all time >Was the absolute greatest on the mic >Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again >Outsold John Cena in merchandise >Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster >Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes >Was universally over with everyone >Was the best part about the show anytime he was on >Had the best theme songs in wrestling history >Amazing technician >Most entertaining guy in any room at any time >Cool as fuck >Hot as fuck >Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return >Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker >Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival >Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE’s bullshit >Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment >Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley >Is best friends with Paul Heyman >Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance >Destroyed The Rock on the mic >Not a single bad promo in his entire career >Buried Ryback >Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC >Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
