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ooga booga gather round, me tell you great epic tale. One day chief Mooky was out gathering dung to repair holes in cave wall. Very smart. But then, him get ambushed by GREAT AND TERRIBLE BEAST NAMED BAYLEY. She screech like pterodactyl and snatch up king mooky in the folds of her big fat gut. Then, like python crushing prey, she break every bone in his body, swallow him whole. Much sadness in village, so we swear revenge. Me take many mammoth traps and bait them with giant wooden dildos. When bayley beast come to get dildos, me spring trap. Me drag her carcass back to village in triumph, and for many moons we eat well by roasting her big fat ass. Then volcano erupt and we all die.
