Real talk
When I was a kid I so desperately wanted to meet John Cena that I used to pray to God at night asking him to give me cancer. When I went and had my first confession I asked the priest if it was a sin to ask God for things when I prayed. He asked me what sort of things I was asking for and I told him that I had been praying for cancer so I could see John Cena. He ended up telling my mom and she beat me with a shoes for embarrassing her in front of the priest. Because of his betrayal I never trusted that priest which kind of worked out because I didn't get molested like one of my friends did.
Thanks Big Match John
