>>8135776I was a kid who loved wrestling, loved Chikara since a lot of the events were within driving distance and my mom could take me there. Then, one dark day, in sitting at the show an Eddie Kingston fucking screeches in my face. I drop my nachos and they splash all over my lap and crotch. Than the bastard mocks me.
“Ayo, it’s cheesy tits!” And then be star acts laughing and slaps me on the back really hard, which I 100% plan to sue him for.
I get up and leave, holding it together but barely choking back tears. Get outside and just start crying. Then, I heard a voice.
“Fuck Eddie Kingston and fuck Chikara”
The voice was my own.
At that moment I finally grew up. I was no longer a kid, I was a 31 year old man.
When AEW launched a decade later I vowed to destroy them, as they were filled to the brim with treacherous Chikara ghouls. When Eddie joined it was a sign from God that I was correct.
Michael died in the rain, Mike is my name now. And God help any AEWtist scum or Chikara drones who cross my path.
