>arrive home
>slam door shut
>grab wife
>throw her across table
>cover her mouth
>"shut the fuck up"
>*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>smack her around during it
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" even though she's not making a sound anymore
>finish inside
>leave house
>drive around for a few hours
>return home
>she hugs you
>you hug her back
>go to bed
>wake up tomorrow to a full breakfast she made for you
I want that relationship...
