ON THIS DAY
I'M A BASEDBOY
WHO DRINKS BASEDMILK EVERY NIGHT
I'M SOSOY
MY BLOODSTREAM IS ONIONS
I GET KEKED BY MY OWN WIFE

ON THIS DAY
IT'S SO ONIONS TO ME
BEING ONIONS IS MY WHOLE LIFE

ANOTHER CHANCE TO DRINK THE ONIONS
ANOTHER CHANCE TO FEEL, CHANCE TO FEEL
THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEDYYY