>>5157374>We are an asshole tho, it was pretty much unanimously agreed early on that we would be a criminal and an absolute rat of a human being.>Unanimously agreed.Nigga, this is thread number 1 just go to the top and check.
It was just a couple of anons wanting to be the biggest scumbags on the face of the planet and I quote "like steal an non essential organ and sell it on the black market kind of douchebag", everybody else just wanted to be a cheeky dick-ass thief motherfucker not a psychopath.
Being a greedy, sticky fingered klepto is enough. We'll try to swindle from just about anyone we can, and even backstab some fuck we just met, but if we do get caught? No hard feelings, eh bruv? Just keeping the skills sharp.
We'll break into peoples homes to sleep on their bed, we'll jaywalk, slap some fat fuck's soft drink out of his hands and say you're welcome, steal someone's jacket so that we later leave it on the chair at a restaurant and pretend we're just going outside for a phonecall but dine and dash, trip some jogger or fart in the elevator as we're leaving and people are getting in so they get to enjoy the smell.
If it gets a rise out of someone we want to piss off? We'll do it. Even if it means volunteering at a soup kitchen every day for a month to throw some super hero with a vendetta off because fuck'em, we've got time.
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