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Feeling confused, you opened your eyes and rose to your feet. Only you and Prowler were completely unscathed by the event, but he looked just as dazed as you were, if not more. Everyone else had been burned to a crisp. The ground was now cracked and scorched black, like a pillar of fire had just risen up out of the ground.
No…not out of the ground. Whatever it was had come from above. Lightning, maybe?
But if that were the case, then why didn’t it hit you? From the looks of it, that lightning bolt had been very selective with its targets.
A fluttering sound came from above, and you looked up to see…a horseman with a cape?
<span class="mu-b">“Are you alright?”</span> he asked, in a voice that was somehow gentle and domineering at the same time. It was only when he got closer that you saw the big fuck-all hammer in his right hand.
What will you say?
>”I don’t know. Are you planning on hitting me with that thing?”
>”Yeah. Thanks for the assist.”
>”Did you by any chance get bitten by a radioactive horse? Asking for a friend.”
>”A bit of a warning would’ve been nice!”
>”Who’re you? Do you know these clowns?”
>Write-in.
