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One more question, you reply as your hand finds the <span class="mu-s">STUN STAFF</span> it was searching for in the depths of your pockets: how <span class="mu-i">deep</span> did her head get stuck in the sand? Y’know… when she fell off the Sphinx?
For a moment the scientist looks happy to answer the question–knowing her she probably calculated the distance. Or at least would claim she did. But as she raises her pointer finger in the air and opens her mouth to explain, malice creeps back into her expression…
“<span class="mu-i">You… you’re suggesting my mind… my mind is FLAWED, aren’t you!?</span>”
We-
“<span class="mu-i">AREN’T YOU!?</span>” She snarls, causing the projectors to bob from the sudden volume change! “<span class="mu-i">I can surmise EXACTLY what you’re poking at, DIESEL CRASH! You believe my mind was damaged in the fall–that I’m MALFUNCTIONING!</span>”
Look-
She’s shaking her monitor now! In both hands! YIKES!
“<span class="mu-i">YOU’RE IMPLYING MY BRAIN, MY THOUGHTS, MY INNOVATIONS, EVERYTHING I’VE ACHIEVED… IT’S ALL FLAWED!</span>”
The army of slashers behind you shifts a bit–they’re barely being held back…
“<span class="mu-s">I AM PROFESSOR RIVKA ILLYANKA BERTRUGER! WHILE YOU AND YOUR ILK WERE MERE TODDLERS STUMBLING AROUND ON FAT, TREMBLING LEGS, I WAS ESCAPING MY CRIB WITH TOOLS BUILT FROM TOYS AND HOUSEHOLD GOODS! WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING YOUR ABC’S, I WAS DISSECTING THE NEIGHBORHOOD PETS! WHILE YOU WERE GRADUATING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, I WAS PERFECTING MYSELF THROUGH GENE-SPLICING! AND WHILE YOU WERE POPPING PIMPLES IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I WAS GIVING MY LOBOTOMIZED PARENTS THEIR FIRST COMMANDS!</span>”
Her face is flushed, her goggles steaming! Grinding her teeth so hard you can <span class="mu-i">HEAR</span> it, the mad scientist prods the monitor with a gloved finger!
“<span class="mu-i">Choose your next words very. VERY. CAREFULLY…</span>” She hisses, “<span class="mu-i">DEAL. OR. NO DEAL.</span>”
Well?
>REFUSE THE DEAL AND GET TO WORK!
>ACCEPT THE DEAL! THIS CREEP AIN’T WORTH THE EFFORT!
>WRITE-IN!
