>>6069162>>6069156"AaRfF~!"
(Unacceptable. Prepare for imminent doom.)
>>6069184Conquistadores and missionaries who probe the territory of the C.U.C.K.S. witness nauseatingly macabre and increasingly inexplainable phenomena before returning to their forward operating bases, perplexed and whiter than ghosts.
Reportedly, the C.U.C.K.S. have begun raising the children of other men (whom they have slain in battle).
The voodoo magics of the sadistic and now-extinct Kanadian First Peoples may indeed have opened a portal to hell that all of Earth will be sucked into. Even now, the Great Kanadian Sinkhole pulls the USA closer to the bottom of the sea, while North American faultlines are being constantly rocked by large magnitude earthquakes. With the farms in shambles, the hospitals in frozen rubble, and the supply lines disrupted, millions more die like dogs.
What's important to realize is that C.U.C.K.S. have no skills - they can't farm, they can't balance a checkbook, they can't please a woman, they don't even have the capacity for love. All they like to do is smoke weed, eat salmon, corrode society, and quarrel with others.
The undead clubbed seals' freeze-over of the PNW brought the sector's farming and medical marijuana industries to a screeching halt, and now, with Humboldt, Portland and Seattle farmlands in an artificially induced perma-Winter chokehold, the C.U.C.K.S. need more weed to smoke.
>ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrRRRRRFFF~!!!!(Continue spreading our influence, mostly in Oregon and a bit in Northern California if MEF doesn't take it all)
