>>6167310>MARTYRDOMI self-immolated today in disgust after watching Robert Eggers Nosferatu (2024) it is terrible lol and also trying to watch that Nicole Kidman film Babygirl I gave up on that one, could not reach completion which is a metaphor for the amount of sexual fulfilment that can be achieved through viewing it. Eggers Nosferatu basically presents nothing new compared to the Herzog 1979 Nosferatu which is visually far more compelling in its cinematography and composition. For a superior and accomplished recent vampire film, I recommend Le Vourdalak (2023) instead.
In the Eggers Nosferatu film the ending shot is Lily Rose Depp copulating with a corpse, this corpse sex is a visual representation of the act Hollywood nowadays performs with the dignity and sensibilities of its viewing audience. It is a testament to the power of the Star Wars franchise, because the actor portraying the MOUSTACHE VAMPIRE (he has a moustache) misread his audition, he thought he was auditioning for Darth Vader not a vampire, he speaks like Darth Vader wheezing intake and exhalation of breath he speakARRss likeARRs thisARRs (wheeze) arrr, basically Nosferatu is about a Romanian or Carpathian Darth Vader, with a moustache, Lily Rose Depp gets out her breasts but they are not enough they are in fact very diaappointing, even the culminating act of sacrifical corpse sex until sunrise is somewhat laborious. And there is no horror or dread, Robert Eggers the director thinks horror means simply LOUD NOISES, BANG! (orchestral grinding) are you scared? This is the film. After watching it I understood the agony of martyrdom
