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“Aw, you two are adorable, I forgive you for being mean!” You condescendingly smile at them.
“W-What’s this loon saying…?” Ponytail is very confused.
“Heh, he’s calling us childish to incite our anger, don’t fall for it. Edamura’s lapdog is well trained, but we’re a class above them.” Bangs makes a surface level read of your actions. Is she supposed to be the smarter of the two?
“What a shame, I had higher expectations from a former honor student. It was all luck in the end.” Ponytail’s ego continues to level up.
“I mean it though.” You break their chit-chat. “I can tell you’re really trying hard to appear tough, it’s so endearing that it makes me want to pinch your cheeks.” You’re starting to think like Kata, that ain’t good… You didn’t know the kind of secondary effects that great kitchen partnership would awaken in you!
“W-What a terrible thought…” Nariko is afraid of getting her facecheeks pinched!
“Or maybe some headpats.” You steer the plane.
“That sounds sensible.” Nariko is liking it now.
“Or perhaps I should scratch their heads. Behind the ears probably!” You remember a couple of girls liking that… Or maybe it was Bradford Jr.? No, wait, it was Nina too! Hmm, what do those two have in common? You’ll think about it later.
“<span class="mu-i">B-Behind the ears…?</span>” Bangs shakes her head. Does she want that? “Heh, what a bunch of nonsense. You’re not tricking anyone. Adorable? You have ulterior motives.”
“We can tell you find us attractive, but you’re not on our level. We might as well be different species.” Ponytail won’t give you a second look. “He’s so starved for any type of attention, he might be worse than Edamura.”
“He is her lapdog after all, heh.” Bangs sneers. “Bark for us, that’d be really adorable.”
Somehow, you got all their attention, and they’re gonna get mad if you decide to leave now.
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>“What I find the most adorable from you two is how hard you’re trying to fulfill the expectations your parents have for you, but deep down knowing that isn’t making you happy.” Try to overanalyze the situation with literally no clues.
>“I’m Nariko’s friend. I can be your friend too. I’m Johnny, nice to meet you.” Kill them. With. Kindness.
>“Yeah, you two aren’t adorable. Your ponytail is awful, your bangs don’t flow with the rest of your haircut, and all your makeup looks tacky.” Be superficially mean.
>“I bet your parents are really proud of you two.” Be judgmental.
>“Girls, do you have to be mean? Why can’t we be nice to each other? There’s no reason for this.” Try diplomacy.
>Write In.
