>>5964215>>5964249>>5964252>>5964305>>5964318You head down to see War, telling him his attempts to lift The Priest are super badass, and that he should join you in your workout.
"Um, well, that's not really what I'm doing, but I can join you if you want."
You get a HUGE FUCKING ROCK and carry it, while War sits on top and does some pushups. You will be the greatest rock carrier this universe has ever seen.
>Carry more rocks>See family>Mess with mortals>See champions>Do something else