>>5847124>>5847455>>5847962>>5848227>>5848515You open up the thick book in the place any normal person would start reading, the beginning.
>Darkness. It was said that, before light, there was darkness. Instead of the blue sky, there was only a wide black abyss. Instead of the blue sea, there was only glass, a forever expanding sea of glass as far as the eye could see. But suddenly, in the blink of an eye, color emerged into this world. The glass sea glowed a bright white, and from there, a blue sea emerged from within nothingness, a red mountain emerged from within the sea, and a green patch of grass emerged from within the mountain. Our Supreme Lord, RoGenBrand, created our little island, using only the power of light!The drawing on the other page shows three colored circles, a red, a blue and a green one, crossing into each other, and a drawing of an island emerging from the center. Definitely sounds like any regular old religion alright. You decide to skim the rest so you can get to the wacky magic stuff faster, that's gotta be a laugh.
According to the author, this "RoGenBrand" god was attacked by a cult called the "CMYK", who believed that the "promised land" exists below the glass sea, and that this island is merely a delusion created by the god to distract people from the truth... or something.
At the end of the day the cult managed to separate the god into three parts, Garanol the creator of life, Readon the creator of the land, and Berlum the creator of the sea. Both the cult members and the god's fragments disappeared into thin air, but the light he had created stays strong to this day...