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Hello ladies and gents, I’m Chuck Woolery and this is The Dating Game.
Tonight’s bachelor is this handsome gentleman right here, his name is Jacob Rommel, he’s 26 years old, lives in New York City, and works in high rise construction. This man puts his life on the line for our luxury, so let’s give a shout-out to this young.
And tonight’s bachelorettes are:
>Bachelorette #1: She’s from Beijing, China, she works in a Nike factory for 5$ an hour, and she likes fried rice, boba tea, and buying things she made the same day. Meet the lovely Mei Ling!
>Bachelorette #2: She’s from Huntsville, Alabama, she’s unemployed and living on welfare, and her favorite hobbies include eating fast food, drinking excessively, sharting her pants in Walmart, and considering Finns and Russians nonwhites. Ladies and gents, welcome Janet Smith!
>Bachelorette #3: She’s from Helsinki, Finland, she works at a bakery, and she enjoys saunas, snowy days, bloody sausages, and making Swedish liberals seethe. Bring it up for Kaarina Heikkinen!
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