>>5831543>>5831550>>5831560>>5831626Nothing some fisticuffs can't solve! You run right into the middle of the crowd of metal-stick-carrying elves and start punching faces! You knock each of them out in a single hit, some fall down before they can even swing their swords, others try (and fail) to run away in fear.
>"Hahaha! Man, this is kinda fun! Maybe I should try some boxing when I get back...">[Kinda worried for ya mental health sis...]You notice a second group forming, a handful of archers have formed a semicircle around you. As they pull their empty bow strings back, a glowing red arrow suddenly appears out of thin air.
>"Aaahh!!! Ouch ouch ouch!"...Except for one of them, whose bow instead suddenly caught on fire, causing her to run in a panic and quickly dip her hands in a nearby water-filled bucket.
>"S-Sorry... Rolled a 1... Hehe...">*whisper*"Why'd you put Anis on the bow squad, dumbass?! You know how bad her luck is!">*whisper*"We are running out of troops man, give me a break- AGH"Jab! Jab! Uppercut! While they're distracted talking about their anus or whatever you beat the crap out of the entire squad. Easy peasy!
You push open the wooden gates and walk inside the tree. There she is, sitting in a (seemingly) naturally-formed throne in the middle of the trunk, the "Queen". Or at least she looks like one, she has a crown and a weird looking staff, so it seems pretty likely. What will you do now??
>Beat her up and force her to charge your suit (Careful to not kill her!)>Try to be civil for once and talk to her calmly>Make up some BS to see if she falls for it and charges your stuff >Create some kind of hostage situation with the girl on your shoulder (You forgot she was still there...)>Write in 