>>5752924Pepper keeps a close watch on your surroundings via the turret as you enter an especially foggy patch of forest–the tree branches passing you by resembling gnarled claws reaching out to grab you!
“Could you not joke about that, sandcrab?” Groans Pepper as she kicks at you, “I’ve had enough scares tonight to last a lifetime, thanks!”
“Ditto!” Adds Raj before his face grows grim! “Hey… wait a sec…”
Oh COOL, you groan, so when <span class="mu-i">YOU</span> do it it’s bad, but when <span class="mu-i">RAJ</span> does it-
It’s only after Raj fires a volley into the fog that you realize he ain’t joking. Raj, you ask as you get your shooter ready, what’ja see?
“A dog, man!” He reports as he continues to scan the mist, “Maybe two!”
“Make that three…” Mutters Pepper as her eyes trail something hidden in the fog, “... wait, <span class="mu-s">FOUR</span>!”
So there’s a <span class="mu-i">LOT</span> is what you’re saying, you snarl! Gotcha!
As if on cue, one of said mutts sails over the APC and just barely misses grabbing your red head’s head! Not cool!
Can you go any faster, Chuck?
“Nope, can’t see shit–one wrong move and we’ll be cubed on the side of a tree!”
Figures! Well you’re almost at your destination… probably! Clearing out the local wildlife can only help you in the long run!
What do!?
>BLAST ‘EM! DIESEL (RIFLE, SHOTGUN), PEPPER (TURRET, SHOTGUN, GRENADE LAUNCHER), RAJ (RIFLE, FLARE GUN)>LET ‘EM CLOSE AND KNOCK ‘EM DOWN! DIESEL (WRIST WHIP, STUN STAFF, STUPID BOOMERANG THING), PEPPER (CAMERA), RAJ (FIRE AX)>BURN ‘EM! DIESEL (MOLOTOV), RAJ (FLARE GUN)>WRITE-IN!