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You give him 1 (one) whammy right in the head with an apple
Yeah, straight on the top of his dome
As you drop, drop, drop, drop what you've grown
The guy freaks out and then bawls in joy. Praise be the apple tree that is going to make him rich. This a religious moment.
He waters you in gratitude (because like he doesn't know what else a magic tree diety would really want). This gives you like 2 EXP. A gigashit reward, or the herald of even better to come?
So, along with your serial ant killing, you're now at:
242/300 EXP
the next day the monk priest bald guy brings a ouija board and he stands under the tree with it. the Chosen is there too because like, he isnt a huge fan that the baldie is with the tree so much when he's the guy who discovered it and all. (btw they're selling the apples and clearing up your local patch of grass so that you can murder more ants that try to eat the remaining apple bits)
"DIETY OF THE APPLES" the monk asks with the Chosen looking at it all like holy shit this is real divine priest shit. "TELL US YOUR WANTS"
"drop your apples on the board to tell us your desires and we your followers will fulfill." he also says
ok so what do you say man?
> FERTILIZE ME
> BRING MORE FOLLOWERS (PREFERRABLY WOMEN)
> BRING ME MORE ANTS AND STUFF TO SLAY
> BRO FRIEREN IS A SICK ANIME
> WRITE IN