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Your lungs burn from holding your breath so long, but you just can’t help it: Foamy looks so stressed! So beaten down from the day-to-day of being a freakish fish monster!
She looks like she could use some…
<span class="mu-s">PIZZA MIND!</span>
Kicking the fish into the stalactite-riddled ceiling, you draw those <span class="mu-s">TWO PIZZA SLICES</span> from your pocket again like a handful of shurikens… and stuff <span class="mu-i">BOTH</span> of ‘em into Foamy’s toothy maw like savory hand grenades!
The fish’s glowing eyes bulge to the size of beach balls as she inadvertently swallows the cheesy goodness… and like a cat caught in a bathtub she fills the underwater cavern with wretched, anguished <span class="mu-s">SHRIEKS!</span>
“<span class="mu-s">BAAAAD PAIN! BAAAAAAAD PAIIIIIIN!</span>”
Slamming against the walls like one of those robotic vacuums gone haywire, the monster flails at everything and anything as the water around you fills with <span class="mu-s">BLOOD!</span>
What a <span class="mu-i">BABY</span>... it’s just <span class="mu-s">GARLIC!</span>
Amidst the fishnado, the rest of one of her victim’s <span class="mu-s">LAB COATS</span> is dislodged from the pile of rocks! Taking it as adequate payment for… whatever the Hell’s happening right now, you watch with growing disapproval as Foamy lives up to her namesake and continues to spew bloody foam from her mouth like a broken soap dispenser!
<span class="mu-i">Shameful</span>. Is there any problem in the world that <span class="mu-i">can’t</span> be solved with more garlic? You’re not sure there is!
Oh right, you can’t breathe underwater. You’ve got a <span class="mu-s">LAB COAT</span>, though, so this wasn’t a total loss. What do?
>FINISH THE FISH OFF! YOU’LL MAKE PUTTANESCA OF HER LATER!
>HEAD FOR THE SURFACE! SHE’S ALREADY GONE… NO SENSE IN GETTING HURT BY HER SPASTIC FLAILING.
>HELP HER! SHE’S LEARNED HER LESSON… AND A FISH ALLY COULDN’T HURT…
>WRITE-IN!
