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You come back to see a large picrel waiting for you. You begin to scout the edge of your camp for bullshit when you hear
"I made it, idiot. Show me what you found."
You almost do, but then remembered the last thing you put in was der funny dedder.
Instead of taking everfin out to show him, you offer him the opened mouth of the Pouch.
"Nerrrh. Careful Sweetfuds. I fink she bites."
He scowls at you, just plunges his hand in, dragging out the brainless funny dedder.
"Ohh. How interesting. A specimen of their Unworldly (Necromantic) magic. Inferior, hmm; no Core. A virulent revenence; it produces by corrupting Cores. No Core, no Essential, yet has an extant Self, hmm. What else, Tudi."
You show him the rest: the twentyish chopped n burned black ones, the tennish jerky powdered ones wivva hedd chopd n staked n Birdy simbil burned onna hedd, then the couple ones wivva hedd chopped n staked.
The hedds wiv the Birdy simbil he claims; their bodies and the burned black ones he tells you to chuck; useless.
The ones wiv just the heddchop anna stake he tells you to grind down to powder in the picrel.
"It should have no scent, no sensation; lay it on surfaces that won't be dusted or swept, and the ones who breathe it will suffer the Unworldly touch, unless they know to purify. If you go again, seek these kinds of corpses, not the other two. They must all
>he turns the funni dedder's face at you
>derr mouf goes khhk, khhk, bitey
have fangs like these."
You nod. You also give him der funnidedder's burial goods.
A teddy and baby janes. Seafood smirks, taking them without thanks.
"Paltry. But they will make tender hearts tenderer. Have you nothing else to do? Leave me."
>EVIL NEVER SLEEPS
>ONLY NAPS JUDICIOUSLY
>WHAT/WHO WILL TOADY DO TONIGHT
[BALANCE SHEET]
>29DD, Dedder Dusts collected
>§77 bal
>Yang Wuhan still needs 56LM
>23 days remaining
>Derreschston pop. 70LM remaining
>Current Derreschston Sus penalty -5
>further -15 Sus penalty at pop. <60; -15 again at <45
[2 CHOOSE 1 ROLL]
[CHOOSE A]
>Serch Church MOAR (Ш) (familiarity bonus +15)
>Serch Church MOAR (Ͳ) (familiarity bonus +15 +10)
>Stalk the Church Sissy (Dfidé Pieté, Palatine Squire, suffers -12 to Hit Chance and Dodge Chance on your next fight, -4 thereafter)
>Stalk Towser
>Pit (familiarity bonus +10)
>Mass Grave (Dedder Dust collection bonus +40)
>Mart Street
>Mayorate Court, off End Main
>Skirts
>BLOOD
>by chokey choke? (GARROTE)
>by slashy slash? (DAGGA)
>[From whence? Write-in]
>KLUDGE
>[What? Write-in]
>TRAINAN (Costs §2.5/day for Toady to completely focus on training) (Carrionpede Form is currently at +4(/4) Hit Chance and +2(/4) Damage) (Gui Li imposes -1 to gains in Form per gain at this time; min gain is +1)
>else?
[CHOOSE B]
>Day/Night?
[ROLL]
>GENERAL 1D100
Add note: there are too few viable women +timeconstraint to implement
>SLUTTS FERVA SLUTT GODD
>KOOMZ FERVA KOOMZ DRAWRA
Vote will be called 36hrs from this post.