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You are a SMASHED and SLAMMED pitbull. Being TORMENTED and BRUTALIZED by gravity has given you insight into its workings, and now you can even manipulate it somewhat. This qualifies you as a "smart dog", so you also sport a chain. You were adopted by some suburban mom type who named you "sweet pea". After picking you up from the breeder, she left to drive her spawn to soccer practice, leaving you home alone. What do you do?
>Explore the house
>Explore the backyard
>Exlore the neighborhood
>Write in
