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Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Sun 05 Nov 2023 05:52:43 No.5818450 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5818460 >>5818462 >>5818465 >>5818467 >>5818476 >>5818518 >>5818851 >>5819176

you are a pitbull.
Your name is:
>Sweet Pea
>Nala
>Cadillac
>Glokk 69
>Dr. Dwamm
>Write in
Your class:
>Nanny dog (bonus to interactions with children)
>Wouldn't hurt a fly (bonus to interactions with flies)
>America's dog (+ patriotism)
>SMASHED and SLAMMED (+ gravity manipulation)
>Pyramid skeem (+ wealth)
>Victim of dog racism (+ oppression)
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tC6fZSQq Sun 05 Nov 2023 05:08:08 No.5818460 Report

Quoted By: >>5818465

>>5818450
>Sweet Pea
>America's dog (+ patriotism)
Racist babymauler, anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3YefPrc7 Sun 05 Nov 2023 05:08:56 No.5818462 Report

Quoted By: >>5818630

>>5818450
>>Write in
Cum destroyer.

>SMASHED and SLAMMED (+ gravity manipulation)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qJ3k7Y7V Sun 05 Nov 2023 05:11:05 No.5818465 Report

Quoted By:

>>5818450
>Glokk 69
>SMASHED and SLAMMED (+ gravity manipulation)
>>5818460
naw I’m more of a 3x Bape kinda nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JEqCAMSx Sun 05 Nov 2023 05:13:11 No.5818467 Report

Quoted By:

>>5818450
Bill Kabies

>Nanny dog (bonus to interactions with children)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gkaUInQR Sun 05 Nov 2023 05:30:51 No.5818476 Report

Quoted By:

>>5818450
>Sweet Pea
>America's dog (+ patriotism)

Fuuuuuck yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2+1zSzmA Sun 05 Nov 2023 08:12:55 No.5818518 Report

Quoted By:

>>5818450
It doesn't matter what our name is.
Our owner is Adam Britton and we have 10 puppies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uikrwPn1 Sun 05 Nov 2023 11:12:48 No.5818630 Report

Quoted By: >>5818986

>>5818462
Seconding these, no point in this quest if we can't be SMASHED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VM5RAtWj Sun 05 Nov 2023 16:02:19 No.5818851 Report

Quoted By: >>5819033

>>5818450
>Dr. Dwamm
>SMASHED and SLAMMED (+ gravity manipulation)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Sun 05 Nov 2023 18:43:56 No.5818986 Report

Quoted By: >>5819176

the class is
>SMASHED and SLAMMED

“Sweet pea” is the most popular name right now but you can change your vote for the next few hours or so

>>5818630
If you’re voting for any particular name, tell me which one it is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VM5RAtWj Sun 05 Nov 2023 19:20:50 No.5819033 Report

Quoted By:

>>5818851
Changing from Dr. Dwamm to Glokk 69

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:omlWkkHG Sun 05 Nov 2023 21:07:40 No.5819176 Report

Quoted By:

>>5818450
>>5818986
Sweet Pea... I'll go with whatever class.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Sun 05 Nov 2023 22:18:23 No.5819297 Report

Quoted By: >>5819309 >>5819332 >>5819333 >>5819363

You are a SMASHED and SLAMMED pitbull. Being TORMENTED and BRUTALIZED by gravity has given you insight into its workings, and now you can even manipulate it somewhat. This qualifies you as a "smart dog", so you also sport a chain. You were adopted by some suburban mom type who named you "sweet pea". After picking you up from the breeder, she left to drive her spawn to soccer practice, leaving you home alone. What do you do?
>Explore the house
>Explore the backyard
>Exlore the neighborhood
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VM5RAtWj Sun 05 Nov 2023 22:26:00 No.5819309 Report

Quoted By:

>>5819297
>Exlore the neighborhood

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3YefPrc7 Sun 05 Nov 2023 22:40:30 No.5819332 Report

Quoted By:

>>5819297
>>Exlore the neighborhood

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:omlWkkHG Sun 05 Nov 2023 22:41:29 No.5819333 Report

Quoted By:

>>5819297
>>Exlore the neighborhood

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/nIRg2Vx Sun 05 Nov 2023 23:03:16 No.5819363 Report

Quoted By:

>>5819297
>explore the neighborhood

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DCmKnoQz Mon 06 Nov 2023 06:02:51 No.5820033 Report

Quoted By:

>explore the neighborhood

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Mon 06 Nov 2023 06:52:10 No.5820101 Report

Quoted By: >>5820108 >>5821851

Rolled 13, 17, 18 = 48 (3d20)

you explore the neighborhood....
rolling 2d20 for encounters + 1d20 for how well it starts off

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Mon 06 Nov 2023 06:58:01 No.5820108 Report

Quoted By: >>5820111 >>5820184 >>5820375 >>5820382 >>5820442 >>5820703 >>5821851

>>5820101
as you waddle through the neighborhood on your 4 stubby legs, you come across a cat. The cat sees you and runs away onto the road, only to get hit by a truck. The truck comes to a halt, and the driver, a teenage girl, scrambles out, looking at the gravely injured cat in shock.
What do you do?
>attack the cat
>attack the girl
>search the truck while the girl's distracted. maybe you can steal something good
>write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DCmKnoQz Mon 06 Nov 2023 07:02:01 No.5820111 Report

Quoted By:

>>5820108
>attack the cat

Grab the cat and run off with it basically, constantly look back to see if the girl is chasing you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uikrwPn1 Mon 06 Nov 2023 07:47:01 No.5820184 Report

Quoted By:

>>5820108
>attack the cat
'Mercy' kill time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PkfF+ojb Mon 06 Nov 2023 10:08:23 No.5820375 Report

Quoted By:

>>5820108
>>attack the cat
MEAL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VQFlSdUH Mon 06 Nov 2023 10:10:37 No.5820382 Report

Quoted By:

>>5820108
>>Attack the Cat
finally a good fucking meal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JBQUmIwi Mon 06 Nov 2023 11:38:15 No.5820442 Report

Quoted By:

>>5820108
>search the truck while the girl's distracted
feels like the option that would cause the girl the least trauma

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qJ3k7Y7V Mon 06 Nov 2023 15:58:41 No.5820703 Report

Quoted By:

>>5820108
>Attack the cat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Tue 07 Nov 2023 07:58:58 No.5821851 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 16, 2, 15 = 33 (3d20)

>>5820108
You attack the cat.
Rolling 3d20 for success of attack, another encounter with the table >>5820101 and how well that additional encounter starts off, respectively

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Tue 07 Nov 2023 08:10:39 No.5821854 Report

Quoted By: >>5821874 >>5821886 >>5821981 >>5821982 >>5822155 >>5822248

With the cat crippled by the truck, you don't even need to use your gravity skills to swagger on up to it and take a few good bites. Your first mouthful is of fur, but in the next, skin tears, bones crunch and raw flesh, greasy fat and gushing blood fill your mouth and coat your tongue. This is a good fucking meal.
+ strength
+ combat skill
+ possible toxoplasmosis
as you munch down, something tingles your pibble senses. All dog lovers know that dogs can sense evil, and nothing is more evil than a few toddlers. The tykes have noticed a hard-working dog earning his meal, and they are angry.
>NOOOOO!
>BAD DOGGY! LET THE KITTY CAT GOOOOOO!
>STOOOOOP!
>MOOOOMYYYYY!
the truck girl goes over to try and calm them down, but it's no use. they continue to cry and stand in place.
>attack the kids
>attack the girl
>attack the truck
>steal shit from the truck
>flee the scene (on foot or by stealing the truck?) and explore the neighborhood some more
>write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SwyjfqxF Tue 07 Nov 2023 08:43:04 No.5821874 Report

Quoted By: >>5821886

>>5821854
>attack the girl
Gravity her out of the way so you can get to the kids easier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8yaqsC9X Tue 07 Nov 2023 08:52:33 No.5821886 Report

Quoted By:

>>5821854
Attack the kids

>>5821874
No, I want her to watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lLu+IfZw Tue 07 Nov 2023 11:11:27 No.5821981 Report

Quoted By: >>5821982 >>5822155

>>5821854
Steal the truck, run over as many people as possible, and search the contents of the truck at a later point

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O1B6E0ZB Tue 07 Nov 2023 11:15:36 No.5821982 Report

Quoted By: >>5822155 >>5822248

>>5821981
Truck of peace? I'm in
>>5821854
Steal the truck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qJ3k7Y7V Tue 07 Nov 2023 14:35:02 No.5822155 Report

Quoted By:

>>5821854
>>5821981
>>5821982
>steal the truck
we’re going to run over those shithead anklebiters too, right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HajkN4A0 Tue 07 Nov 2023 16:37:04 No.5822248 Report

Quoted By:

>>5821854
>>5821982
Supporting

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9M0CP5tQ Wed 08 Nov 2023 04:18:58 No.5822960 Report

Quoted By:

Steal the truck. Send the children where they belong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Wed 08 Nov 2023 07:33:23 No.5823138 Report

Quoted By: >>5823147

Rolled 20 (1d20)

you could just chow down on the kids. maybe. but you're a smart dog, you may have little legs but you have big plans. these plans involve a truck.
America's dog meets America's car. It's a match made in America.
rolling 1d20 to see how well the carjacking goes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Wed 08 Nov 2023 07:42:30 No.5823147 Report

Quoted By: >>5823152

Rolled 5, 2, 16 = 23 (3d20)

>>5823138
vroom vroom, pitta!
Despite your small size, you're able to get the truck going. you nanny the girl, those kids and the cat with 4000 pounds of steel and 400 horsepower, knocking them down like bowling pins. You manage to catch some of their limbs under the wheels, crushing arms, fingers and legs alike. Their screams tell you that they are in delicious, mouth-watering agony, but thanks to the truck's superb suspension, you don't feel a thing. Well, you do feel one thing.
+ bloodlust (temporary)
Satisfied that your victims are mangled, you zoom off in search of new targets...
rolling 3d20 for things you spot on the road

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Wed 08 Nov 2023 07:44:36 No.5823152 Report

Quoted By: >>5823207 >>5823294 >>5823301 >>5823424 >>5823547 >>5823729

>>5823147
As you approach an intersection, you find yourself with 3 options. To the left, a skateboard that someone left behind. In front of you, another gang of small children. To your right, a granny crossing the road. What do you do?
>Turn left
>Full speed ahead! Go straight
>Turn right
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8yaqsC9X Wed 08 Nov 2023 08:35:19 No.5823207 Report

Quoted By: >>5823294

>>5823152
Ditch the car and get on that skate board, do a flip

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sfrjgskE Wed 08 Nov 2023 11:24:52 No.5823294 Report

Quoted By:

>>5823152
>>5823207
Ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PkfF+ojb Wed 08 Nov 2023 11:41:03 No.5823301 Report

Quoted By:

>>5823152
>>Full speed ahead! Go straight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qJ3k7Y7V Wed 08 Nov 2023 15:37:11 No.5823424 Report

Quoted By:

>>5823152
>full speed ahead! Go straight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qw5ZvBRd Wed 08 Nov 2023 17:43:28 No.5823547 Report

Quoted By:

>>5823152
>Full speed ahead! Go straight
mabye have a look around the cabin while we're at it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Tuam7V7 Wed 08 Nov 2023 21:29:34 No.5823729 Report

Quoted By:

>>5823152
>Full speed ahead! Go straight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Thu 09 Nov 2023 09:18:46 No.5824294 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d20)

full speed ahead! you SMASH and SLAM the gas pedal, sending the truck flying at the kids across the intersection.
rollan

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Thu 09 Nov 2023 09:23:47 No.5824296 Report

Quoted By: >>5824306 >>5824512 >>5824519

you hit 2 of the kids, but your shitty driving causes your truck to crash into a pole. it's not completely totaled, though, and you should be able to run over a few more people with it. or maybe you should bounce, since dog racists get pretty mad when they see dead kids.
WDYD?
>write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8yaqsC9X Thu 09 Nov 2023 09:51:19 No.5824306 Report

Quoted By: >>5824509

>>5824296
Time to go home of course, master comes home soon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qJ3k7Y7V Thu 09 Nov 2023 16:54:50 No.5824509 Report

Quoted By:

>>5824306
seconding

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qB4T3nqI Thu 09 Nov 2023 17:09:03 No.5824512 Report

Quoted By:

>>5824296
Grab the skateboard on our way for good measure, we'll make better time booking it back home.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uikrwPn1 Thu 09 Nov 2023 17:19:26 No.5824519 Report

Quoted By:

>>5824296
>Run into the road, get hit by truck
Time to wake up in a fantasy world!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i6UP2ezX Sun 12 Nov 2023 08:22:54 No.5827734 Report

Quoted By: >>5827736 >>5827744 >>5827932 >>5833119 >>5858934

satisfied with your shenanigans, you ditch the truck and go home to wait for your mistress taking the skateboard along the way. What do you do?
>Take a nap (what do you dream of?)
>Explore the house
>Write in

Also, what do you think of the quest so far? Feel free to comment on the mechanics, the writing or anything else

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8yaqsC9X Sun 12 Nov 2023 08:26:45 No.5827736 Report

Quoted By: >>5833119

>>5827734
Sit and wait for her to come home

>>5827734
My comment is that you should update at least once a day for the amount of content you are putting out. Or don't, up to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c/Ny05BE Sun 12 Nov 2023 08:38:56 No.5827744 Report

Quoted By:

>>5827734
It's satisfying to kill kids and do bad for once.
>Explore the house

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XhabkGSx Sun 12 Nov 2023 12:46:12 No.5827932 Report

Quoted By:

>>5827734
>Take a nap
Dream about running over the kids again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YYCvfgI6 Fri 17 Nov 2023 10:43:34 No.5833119 Report

Quoted By: >>5859592

>>5827734
>>5827736
Sit and wait for her to come home WITH my red rocket out, because you just know.

Necro

Necro ID:7/mdDkMy Fri 08 Dec 2023 16:06:48 No.5858934 Report

Quoted By:

>>5827734
>Take a nap (what do you dream of?)
Bones

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kQAqfWTx Sat 09 Dec 2023 09:58:03 No.5859592 Report

Quoted By:

>>5833119
I kekked

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