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Do you have the reasonable amount of energy to both keep up with a conversation, stay awake, and smoothly deal with Debbie’s shenanigans? Of course not, and you’re not going to try. In fact, with the little energy you have left, you’re going to mess with Carol, because why not? It’ll be funny.
“Hey, don’t get comfortable, I mean it. We’re going to talk.” Carol wants to get this done no matter what.
“You know I really like your family.” You begin teasing.
“Don’t start with that.” Carol frowns.
“But they were really nice.” You remember them fondly.
“Are you that hungry for attention? I’d say you’re worse than Emily, but she threw her clothes away for a glance from you.” Carol acts disgusted.
“That doesn’t change the fact that they were lovely.” You know that’s the truth.
“Ugh, get over yourself.” Carol rolls her eyes. “You sound like a big loser. Is this the first time anyone’s flirted with you? No? Then stop.”
“I’m not used to it.” You shake your head.
“Yeah, suuure. You got us all in our underwear, dude. What do you think that was? An extreme way to do a tax return?” Carol doesn’t like you playing a fool. “Don’t act like a hag gets you going.”
“She’s beautiful though, and be more respectful to your mom.” You point out that Grace has aged gracefully!
“Okay, <span class="mu-i">dad</span>, I didn’t want to confirm your fetishes.” Carol shows her tongue. “She’s not going to throw away her marriage to bang you of all people. Get real. You can’t throw yourself at any chick that gives you attention. It’s pathetic.”
“I mean, it’s not everyone…” You shake your head.
“Are you thinking about my sister? MY sister?” Carol is shocked. “Oh my god, get some standards.” Huh, you thought she was going somewhere else with this.
“What? Are you jealous?” You slowly raise an eyebrow. This trick never cost you before.
“You’re not a catch if you spread yourself out like influenza. I bet I could have you in the palm of my hand if I wanted to.” Carol sneers. “But that’s not what I’m here for.”
Carol wants to change topics, but do you want these claims to go unaddressed? What will Debbie think about you if she saw you get verbally abused without anything to say back?
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>“What do you want to talk about then?” Go with what Carol wants to do.
>“You bet? Then try me. Do your worst.” Be defiant.
>“You’re so cute when you’re jealous.” Tease and tease!
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