>>5766520“<span class="mu-i">Please take all the time you need to consider my offer!</span>” Rivka interrupts as she playfully taps her head with a finger! “<span class="mu-i">The lab isn’t at 100% charge yet, but soon-</span>”
You have to ask, you interrupt, what’s stopping her from just getting caught again if you let her escape? Didn’t Hauser find her in some Egyptian prison?
“<span class="mu-i">TCH! And I was just about to enact my BLOODY REVENGE against my captors as well…</span>” The scientist scoffs as she rolls her eyes in disdain! “<span class="mu-i">Were it not for my ‘hasty parole’ provided by my ex-employer, that backwater country wouldn’t be on the map anymore! I’d like to see their ‘ancient curses’ and ‘ancestral guardians’ hold a candle to my VAST and INCALCULABLE INTELLECT!</span>”
Yea, about that, you mutter as you stealthily rummage through your pocket to find your <span class="mu-s">STUN STAFF,</span> how’d they even capture her anyways? Seems like a cop-out.
Rivka responds by grabbing hold of whatever’s broadcasting her face and yanking it inches away from her! “<span class="mu-i">THEY DON’T ALLOW YOU TO TAKE PICTURES ON THE SPHINX! THEY DON’T. ALLOW YOU. TO TAKE PICTURES. ON. THE. SPHIIIINX! UNFORGIVABLE GARGOYLES, DEPRIVING US OF THAT RIGHT! SPOUTING FOOLISHNESS ABOUT ‘CHIPPING THE MASONRY’... I DID THE CALCULATIONS! MY PHYSIQUE IS PERFECT-</span>”
You can’t help but laugh at that, nor can your friends! Wait a sec, you stammer, she… she got nabbed by some Rent-A-Cops… at a <span class="mu-s">TOURIST TRAP!?</span>
“<span class="mu-i">HAH! As if some greasy DONUT CHASERS could contain ME!</span>” The scientist scoffs as she regains some of her composure, “<span class="mu-i">I ignored their chittering, of course! But when they gave chase I lost my footing near the Sphinx’ head…</span>” The pride slowly wanes from her tone as she realizes what she’s explaining. “<span class="mu-i">A-anyways, it doesn’t matter! And the SCIENCE SYMPOSIUM held in CAIRO was INFANTILE, at best! Like a grade school science fair! Calling it ‘jejune’ would be giving it far too much credit! BLEH!</span>”
She may look a little older than you, especially in certain… <span class="mu-i">areas</span>... but as smart as she supposedly is, Rivka’s pretty dang immature…
“<span class="mu-i">ENOUGH! Time to choose: will you save your fellow neanderthals, or will you DOOM them all to slow, painful, and entirely UNNECESSARY deaths?</span>”
What say you?
>FINE, LET’S DEAL!>I WANNA ALTER THE DEAL A BIT…>BLAST THE PROJECTORS AND GO FOR THE DOOR!>ONE MORE QUESTION!>WRITE-IN! 