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The APC fills with screams as it rushes towards the orchard-fresh obstacle!
“I guess we’re ‘<span class="mu-i">plum</span>’ out of luck!” Sputters Pepper in a half-horrified, half-smiling voice!
Nope, there’s no way those are gonna be the last words you hear! Tackling Pepper like a linebacker, the sudden shift in weight, along with Raj tumbling over as well, is enough to give Chuck <span class="mu-i">just</span> the right amount of control to slip past the bountiful barrier!
Skidding past like his life depended on it (and it does), the groundskeeper waits until you’re long past the fruit cart before swerving to the side! While the rest of the pack disperses, one unlucky <span class="mu-s">NOTWOLF</span> gets a bit too close to the APC’s undercarriage and is crushed like a frog on the freeway when the massive vehicle’s three airborne wheels crash back onto the road with a dull ‘<span class="mu-s">SPLUT!</span>’
“Welp,” Grumbles Chuck as you climb off of Pepper, “Despite that massive <span class="mu-i">FUCKUP</span> you somehow managed to help me kill one of ‘em… now quit playin’ grab-ass and take care of the rest!”
“You heard him, slick.” Purrs Pepper as you quickly avert your eyes from her hindquarters, “There’s still more out there!”
Their timing couldn’t be better–no sooner do you level out does the rest of the pack leap onto the top of the APC! Dropping back down from the turret, Pepper brandishes her <span class="mu-s">CAMERA</span> at the foul beasts as they all try to squeeze through the hole into the APC at the same time!
Hah! Stupid animals!
One of them clearly doesn’t appreciate your joke–ducking underneath a claw swipe aimed for your eyes, you ready an attack as the <span class="mu-s">NOTWOLVES</span> quickly discover the unholy power of <span class="mu-r">TEAMWORK</span> and prepare to enter <span class="mu-s">ONE AT A TIME!</span>
They’re funneled, though, so what’s the play?
>YOU’VE GOT SOME AMMO LEFT–CONCENTRATED FIRE!
>SAVE THE GUN JUICE… CHOP ‘EM UP!
>GRAB ONE AND CLEAR THE REST OFF THE APC WITH THE WRIST WHIP! WORKED LAST TIME!
>WRITE-IN!
