>>5957572“You never stop pissing me off…” Claudia starts kissing you and ripping apart your clothes...
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<span class="mu-s">[Intermission]</span>
“Welcome back, viewers. It’s me again. Those two were escorted away during the commercial break. You know what lies ahead now, so no need to reiterate...” It’s Devil Osgood in the dark void again. “Fucking a girl you didn’t know the name of? Wow, how quickly you have changed, Johnny. But it’s fine, I’ve done the same, I’m not judging you. They know what they’re doing. The first time I did it, it felt like one of the best days of my life… Then as I continued, I quickly forgot about it...”
“You shouldn’t have, sweetie! I bet your mother is pissed she never met her first grandchildren!” Ema Oka comes from the shadows and laments. “Look! They’re so cute!” Ema points at a rectangle that’s only visible to the people at home.
“W-What are you babbling out?!” Devil Osgood is in shock.
“She got pregnant from that, Devil Osgood. And I hope this is a lesson to our viewers to have sex responsibly and stay safe.” Philohorse comes from the other side to confirm.
“You aren’t fuckin’ with me? Is this canon?!” Devil Osgood asks the staff.
The show goes to black before he gets an answer….
