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You don’t care how Primavera knows all of this, you just want to know what happened! Those jerks never told you how your beautiful van’s door was damaged, they only deflected the blame on each other like a bunch of cowards. Now you will learn the true story from a girl who wasn’t there, who has unknown sources and no track record! This doesn’t sound one bit fishy!
You ask Liu to come over to relay your message to Primavera. Your helper appears a little disappointed that she couldn’t perform all boldly again.
“Mae says to proceed.” Liu informs. You wink at Primavera for the go-ahead instead of nodding because you’re tired of nodding. How your little sister does this all the time is puzzling to you.
“As far as I understand, my Johnny wasn’t there, he was in another vehicle for certain reasons. These are his friends of some kind, and he kindly lent them his vehicle. It’s not weird for Johnny to meet up with new people, but whatever. Let’s move on.” Primavera excitedly starts explaining the diagram. “To paint the picture, we have one, two, three… six! Six of them inside the car! The one driving is ‘Mr. Driver’, duh. In the copilot seat was ‘Cloudhead’, right behind her was ‘Double Dink’, to his left a chick that goes by ‘Bubbles’, behind her, Honey Bunny — these two’s locations are important — right next to her was Beeworm.”
“W-What’s the problem again?” Liu doesn’t know what she needs to pay attention to.
“The HOLE.” Primavera points at the picture of your van’s hole. “Look at IT! Look at this HUGE round thing on the van! They did it.”
“It is oddly shaped.” Liu examines the picture.
“To explain what happened, you need to believe in —magic.—” Primavera stresses.
“Like with tarot readings and horoscopes...?” Liu lets everyone know she believes in the occult. There’s a reason she joined your fan club after all…
“You got the spirit.” Primavera chuckles. “If you two actually knew what I was talking about, you’d be floored by how amazing my pun was. Don’t laugh now. Doesn’t count.”
