>>5842777>"Now, continuing where we left off last week! Ta-da~! ;3"The lady reaches towards the curtains on the right side and pulls out a person. A naked person. And throws her right into the center spotlight. Her strangely hairy arms are tied behind her back, and her scaly feet have what look like sharp claws at the end of their toes. You can't tell what on her body is hair and what are clothes.
>"Let us continue the purification of this ravenous creature who is unable to smile! Hi-Yah!! >:)"The woman reaches for her waist, and pulls out a long black whip with spiky bits on its ends. The tied up girl shrieks as the whip hits her flesh.
>"Smile! *whip* Gelbe! *whip* Smile! *whip* Giallo! *whip* You rageful beast who can't feel love! *whip* Those who can't smile do not belong in this world!! Smile! SMILEEEEE!!!">"Gelbe! Gelbe! Giallo! Giallo!"The crowd gets up from their chairs and begin shouting those strange words with huge smiles on their faces and tears streaming down their cheeks. Yep, definitely some cult-type shit. The nervous man is holding his head on his hands and pulling on his own hair.
>"*sniff* Ugh... Storkie..."Your partner is covering her eyes and crying. You can't blame her, this is straight up live torture.
>"Uh... Y-You can wait outside if you want, it's fine...">"*sniff* Yeah..."She gets up and runs for the exit. Poor girl. You, on the other hand, can only focus on that delicious looking donations basket. These guys are clearly evil, SURELY stealing some stuff from them would be a good thing in the end right? Karmic justice and whatnot?
You look back towards the stage, the tied up girl isn't moving nor growling anymore, her body covered in blood and bruises.
>"Ughh *sob sob*... *sniff* I'm sorry, my dear lost lamb~! *sob sob* I couldn't... color you with my happiness... *sob* Waaaaah!! I'm soooo sorryyyyyyyyy!!! WAAAAAAHHHHH!! GELBEEEEEEE!"The woman holds the girl's body in her arms and starts crying, tears streaming down her face like a waterfall. The crowd does the same, holding their faces in their hands and sobbing loudly, almost cartoonishly so.
>"*sniff* Do not worry darlings! One day I- no, WE- shall eliminate all sadness from this world! Do not blame the Animalians, darlings! These poor beasts are naturally incapable of feeling happiness, as I have demonstrated to you hundreds of times! But we cannot let that stop us!! We shall one day change the rules of reality itself with our happiness, so that even the most disgusting, wretched creatures like this one can be colored by our smiles! Oh, and please, don't forget to donate something to our very own charity project, so that one day children all over this land shall find happiness like you have! I shall see you all tomorrow once again, remember to keep on smiling! Ciao!! ;p" 