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Things proceed to escalate tremendously: As Clyde moves to send Bulbmin airborne, you yell out for the latter to do a Flash attack, and it works - not, of course, in the sense of him learning a move that he does not know out of nowhere, but in the sense that Clyde closes his eyes as he launches forward, taking a good hit to the nuts as you dive right into his movement. A muffled yelp suggests Jamie had snuck up behind you, only to take a faceful of Bulbasaur in your stead and be bowled over. And you enjoy the sensation of steadying yourself as Clyde's massive frame crashes down onto the ground, all zest gone from him as he clutches his battered family jewels and whimpers.
Then the door flies open and Dad stands before you, taking in the scene with a bewildered mien. "What's going on out here? Jamie? Clyde?" - "We were just-" - "SheeshmahfugginNUTSmypoorfuggin..." - "Max?"
>Claim they attacked you first (1d100)
>Kick Clyde again while he's down, say something cool like "Playtime's cancelled, punk" - this is your moment now!
>Pretend to be really concerned for Jamie's welfare all of a sudden
>Get answers of some kind (About what?)
>Other (Write-in)
