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Your name is Juan Mazela and you've got a point to prove. When you volunteered yourself and your Machine to the M.I.L.F Olympics they laughed, you were treated like an idiot for even daring to suggest that you could compete and the things they said about Tequila made your proud blood boil. You were going to make them eat their words and thirty tons of dirt too when you cut the ground out from under them. With your unbeatable mining technique and your die-hard determination you're going to show the colonies the power of the R.A.P.E - G.I.L.F! You have little time before your first opponent is chosen, you need to assemble yourself a pit-crew. Who do you want to join your team?
