>>5749939“<span class="mu-i">Make the right choice, BOY…</span>” Gurgles Hauser as a smile forms on his face, “<span class="mu-i">Let me go and I’ll make it quick for all of them…</span>”
Frozen in indecision, you think back to what your Master said… that even when you’re at your lowest, you still aren’t beaten… even now with the Nurse and your other pals absent, there’s still a chance that you could win…
You just need a <span class="mu-i">CHANCE</span>, damn it!
That’s when you hear the familiar sound of four small wheels rolling across the pavement… following the sound to its source, you feel ten times lighter when you spot a beaten-up old <span class="mu-s">SKATEBOARD</span> rolling towards a group of guards… but what gets their attention is what’s sitting on <span class="mu-i">top</span> of it!
“Oh <span class="mu-i">no</span>,” Groans Smythe as his men slowly approach the rolling statue of what appears to be Rodney grinning like an idiot, “Not <span class="mu-i">THIS</span> again… stay away from it, you cunts.”
“<span class="mu-s">IT’S THE SHAPECHANGER!</span>” Sputters one of the guards as he drops his rifle to the floor in fear! “<span class="mu-s">F-F-FROM THE RADIO!</span>”
While he scurries off down the hill, his squadmates are a bit more reserved… keeping a healthy distance from the dough, the real surprise comes from behind in the form of a massive metal crate! Bowling through the line of security goons like a bowling ball, Smythe’s men turn just in time to see a familiar Letterman Jacket-wearing <span class="mu-s">MONSTER</span> cresting the hill!
“<span class="mu-i">M-MOOSE!?</span>” Stammers Jake in disbelief!
“<span class="mu-s">INDEED.</span>” Announces the giant with a smile in his baritone voice! “<span class="mu-s">SALUTATIONS, EVERYONE. I’LL BE YOUR SECOND DISTRACTION TONIGHT.</span>”
“Distraction from wh-”
Smythe gets his answer almost immediately. Sailing through the air whistling like a bomb comes some kind of <span class="mu-s">GRENADE</span>, and while the rest of the spectators watch it collide with the dynamite-stuffed dough statue, you follow it to its source…
And find yourself staring at a disheveled, but familiar redhead sporting one less arm, but the same smug grin on her face! And a <span class="mu-s">GRENADE LAUNCHER.</span> That’s new!
<span class="mu-i">P-Pepper?!</span>
The girl gives you a wink as both Raj and Rodney join her armed with rifles… and the grenade she launched makes contact with the dough bomb!
<span class="mu-s">BOOM.</span>
>CONTD. 