>>5856993>>5857005>>5857136>>5857137>>5857635>>5857861"Well first things first... Where the hell am I?"
At least that is what you think you should check, so you take a peek outside and... Yeah, guess what. You're in a jungle! Some traces of high tech hidden between the trees, the rocky walls... Huh. Dude this is just like the first level of C*ntra on the NES. Cool shit... Unfortunately the only signs of civilization seem to be a bright, sci-fi city in the distance... Man, all of this just confuses you even further.
Is this even still in the USA?
Maybe it was a magical teleporting toilet, or something.
Either way the way forward is pretty obvious. There's a big mechanical door right there with a big sign that says "BOSS". It seems the only way to open it is with a red keycard... Which you conveniently have in your pockets for some reason.
Huh.
Well, you know that once you open it there's no going back... So, what will you do?
>Go through the door. What's the worst that could happen?>Check your phone first, see if that sheds more light on this.>Actually, before that... (Write-in)(Wahoo, 100 drawings!)
